note- the following stories, photos and outright lies were all tested on Red Abalone. Lots of Red Abalone.
The bags are stashed in the proper corners, the wetsuit is gathering flying insects out back and I'm kicking it following the 2003 Ab Grab held this year up at the Sea Ranch, Northern Sonoma County. There are many perks to being the Sultan of Smooth and local guy here- I know where the abs are, I know who to call and invite and I know that whatever happens, I can count on a good time. All three happened in loads this last 4 day weekend. Oftentimes being me doesn't suck. :king
Aquiles and his female compatriot Karema caught the red eye from Florida and met up with Aaron (Octo of DB fame). Aaron having been a participant last year should have known better, but hey, ya send a guy to school... DB newbie Cynthia (OceanSwimmer) took the shorter way to head up here from San Diego, that being fly to San Francisco, rent a convertible and cruise North to Mendocino for a pre event massage and facial, then toodle down South for an hour to the event headquarters. Jeff (Stu) and Lavone Stewart humped it over the foothills from Sacramento bringing huge heaping loads of karma and pie. I had my blonde babe-in-residence, Kerry in the sled piled with gear for the new, unknowing or unwitting and the rest was in the Big Guy's hands.
He came through. Huge.
More about the goings-on including incriminating photos, absurdly true stories and a glossary of terms will be added here soon, outlining terms like "galanga" and "beating the meat...", so keep a weather eye out. Suffice it to say that everyone is heading home now with all the digits they had when they arrived and I'm a pretty fortunate guy to know this crew. Stay tuned. This gets good.
The bags are stashed in the proper corners, the wetsuit is gathering flying insects out back and I'm kicking it following the 2003 Ab Grab held this year up at the Sea Ranch, Northern Sonoma County. There are many perks to being the Sultan of Smooth and local guy here- I know where the abs are, I know who to call and invite and I know that whatever happens, I can count on a good time. All three happened in loads this last 4 day weekend. Oftentimes being me doesn't suck. :king
Aquiles and his female compatriot Karema caught the red eye from Florida and met up with Aaron (Octo of DB fame). Aaron having been a participant last year should have known better, but hey, ya send a guy to school... DB newbie Cynthia (OceanSwimmer) took the shorter way to head up here from San Diego, that being fly to San Francisco, rent a convertible and cruise North to Mendocino for a pre event massage and facial, then toodle down South for an hour to the event headquarters. Jeff (Stu) and Lavone Stewart humped it over the foothills from Sacramento bringing huge heaping loads of karma and pie. I had my blonde babe-in-residence, Kerry in the sled piled with gear for the new, unknowing or unwitting and the rest was in the Big Guy's hands.
He came through. Huge.
More about the goings-on including incriminating photos, absurdly true stories and a glossary of terms will be added here soon, outlining terms like "galanga" and "beating the meat...", so keep a weather eye out. Suffice it to say that everyone is heading home now with all the digits they had when they arrived and I'm a pretty fortunate guy to know this crew. Stay tuned. This gets good.
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