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Swine flu - all pork shops closed

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The UAE has banned the sale and import of pork now, and all pork shops have closed.

They are worried we will all get [ame="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swine_influenza"]Swine Flu[/ame] :head

We dont interact with pigs, we just eat them. There is a difference!

There were lots of indignant Philippinos in the office this morning rofl Poor buggers have been robbed of their staple diet :)
 
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Still a bit of a worry?
There are 4 suspected cases on our neighbouring Island of Jersey - only 20 miles from my house (20 miles of sea).
 
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Yesterday, I went to the mexican restaurant and ordered a pork burrito. Damn good. mmm mmmm mmmm
 
i called the nhs health line today

all that i could hear was crackling
 
blonde rings hubby up to tell him she has ran out of petrol
whats the problem? he asked
im scared to fill up with all the swine flu at the garage!! she replied
mexico you daft cow!!!! not texico!!!!!!!
 
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Pavlovian training, scaremongering, keeping the herd in submission, fear and confusion. - Oh please do something, safe me!

Surrender now to your white coated experts and big pharmacy, go and take your shots - we just had a few million doses ready and sold to your government. There are limited supplies, so be quick, you never know when the next one will come! They are high-tech with super secret ingredients which might help. Though our product is the best we cannot accept any responsibility to any 'side effects', in such cases it's your fault, your bad genes you see*.

Rest, warmth, swatting, Vitamin C, water, keep your head cool.

When your better, regained your strength, you might want to read this:
Vaccines Did Not Save Us - 2 Centuries of Official Statistics - Child Health Safety -

Love, Courage and Water,

Kars

* how typical, the abuser blames the victim for what may happen to the victim.
** would you buy a car that might work?, well I think most would do when there is enough fear...
 
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It's quite interesting to discover that it's causing death through heart failure.
 
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I don't know what everyone is squealing about!!!! All our schools in the area are closed & the little lovelies are running amuck in the neighborhood. :martial
 
Apparently the government have found a cure, it's some kind of oinkment.....
 
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Patient: Doctor i think i have symptoms of swine flu!

Doctor: How long have you fealt this way?

Patient: Oh about a weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeekroflrofl
 
roflThat picture says it all Podge.

I was driving to a hospital in Oxford yesterday listening to the national news as they announced that a case had just been reported in Oxfordshire! I reckon a lot of people are going to catch this one -- but survive. One of my brothers has long predicted major war(s) resulting from the pressures of the rapidly growing human population worldwide, as nature's/politic's way of dealing with it -- I wonder if he overlooked the possibility of disease and pandemic, another tool in nature's little box of tricks (along with climate change & atmospheric content).

Had British pork sausages & bacon for dinner last night:p
 
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Pandemic, schmandemic. The death rate from this strain of flu is so low compared to a 'normal' year's toll that it hardly bears talking about, unless you're one of the tiny number who have lost a loved one. One does tire of media hysteria after a while.
 
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