The Horth
A guy calls his buddy, a horse rancher, and says he's sending a friend over to look at a horse. His buddy asks "How will I recognize him?"
"That's easy, he's a midget with a speech impediment". So, the midget shows up, and the guy asks him if he's looking for a male or female horse. "A female horth." So he shows him a prize filly.
"Nithe lookin horth. Can I thee her eyeth"? So the guy picks the midget up, and he gives the horse's eyes the once over.
"Nithe eyeth, can I thee her earzth"? So he picks the little fella up again, and shows him the horse's ears.
"Nithe earzth, can I thee her mouf"? The rancher is gettin' pretty ticked off by this point, but he picks him up again and shows him the horse's mouth.
"Nithe mouf, can I thee her t**t?"
Totally mad as fire at this point, the rancher grabs him under his arm and rams the midget's head as far as he can up the horse's t**t, pulls him out and slams him on the ground. The midget gets up, muttering and coughing.
"Perhapth I thould rephrase that; Can I thee her wun awound a widdlebit"?
rofl rofl
A guy calls his buddy, a horse rancher, and says he's sending a friend over to look at a horse. His buddy asks "How will I recognize him?"
"That's easy, he's a midget with a speech impediment". So, the midget shows up, and the guy asks him if he's looking for a male or female horse. "A female horth." So he shows him a prize filly.
"Nithe lookin horth. Can I thee her eyeth"? So the guy picks the midget up, and he gives the horse's eyes the once over.
"Nithe eyeth, can I thee her earzth"? So he picks the little fella up again, and shows him the horse's ears.
"Nithe earzth, can I thee her mouf"? The rancher is gettin' pretty ticked off by this point, but he picks him up again and shows him the horse's mouth.
"Nithe mouf, can I thee her t**t?"
Totally mad as fire at this point, the rancher grabs him under his arm and rams the midget's head as far as he can up the horse's t**t, pulls him out and slams him on the ground. The midget gets up, muttering and coughing.
"Perhapth I thould rephrase that; Can I thee her wun awound a widdlebit"?
rofl rofl