The JUNE Contest!!

[icarus pacific]

Otay... seeing as how we allllll had so much fun with Aquiles' and my handsome burliness :hmm last month, I thought I'd dig deep into the wayback machine, tweak the flux capacitor and turn the dial to come up with something that had neither my mug on it or anything even remotely resembling smooth.

I get asked all the time, "Hey Sultan of Smooth, howz come you never have anything for us SCUBA types?, Ya know, something that appeals to tech and rec alike, and doesn't have lingerie, spearguns, looong fins or sexual overtones??"

And to the both of you, here ya go-

Loft a caption to this photo, hit send, wait a minute and do it all over again until the DB judges, now happily ensconced in the Zen Cave here in scenic Northern California, deem you winner of either a DB T-shirt or mug suitable for drinking, throwing or giving as a gift to someone you truly care about. We are nothing here but giving.

Anyone stapling my image to this photo in a vainglorious attempt at humor gets run. :hmm

 

[Shadowkiller]

The coroner always liked the easy cases

 

[Shadowkiller]

And that was the last time anyone lent their dive computer to Eric Fattah

or

Decompression Stop? Whats that?

 

[LioKai]

this new computer is so bad, even the compass arrow went belly up.

 

[TexasBlue84]

Wait, You mean its not for freediving?

or

Someones in deeper than Martha Stewart...

 

[TexasBlue84]

What does this button do?

Hey, The shark alarm works! Whats that swishing sound?

 

[Lou]

Hmmmmmmmm......Thats strange.....the compass worked fine till I bolted all that steel to it?!

 

[Shadowkiller]

As usual, Sven's troubles began in the south

 

[LioKai]

I've heard of "computer lockout", but I've never really seen it before.

 

[LioKai]

"...... and just like that, my computer crapped out".

 

[wetmatt]

Hey! Check out the new computers on our rental gear! We got a discount 'cause they're analog!

 

[wetmatt]

Hey buddy,
Whatever you do ... don't look down.

 

[island_sands]

don't leave out the fairer sex

from icarus pacific designs

 

[Rafael Palmerio]

This caption belongs in Spearboard.

 

[barry the poet]

Some say a missed stop has no bearing
Yet here we see a degree of swearing....

 

[Jon]

...and with that simple little message scrolling across his computer screen Sven suddenly decides to start his Freediving career- after a short intermission doing a NAVY table-6 in the chamber.

Jon

 

[bdurrett]

You KNOW you're in trouble when...

You see the absolute, final, no BS "You are out of air!" warning....

Bret

 

[Rolando]

June Contest

Ha! The DB forum mentors/moderators are scrambling, contacting all photoshop experts, frantically trying to figure out a solution to edit-out the word "S***" from Sven's most recent contest photo.

They have already implemented automatic editors to cancel out various so-called "cuss" words out of member posts. Now the challenge begins:" How do we edit out foul language from pictures?"

Stay tuned...

 

[unirdna]

Why is the computer saying "oh shit"?. The computer wouldn't be the one in trouble here. It should be saying something more like "you're screwed" - or "tough luck buddy" - or "hope you bought life insurance" - or "too bad your superfluous, techy, scuba gear doesn't accessorize well with your effeminate wrist jewelry :hmm".

 

[island_sands]

"too bad your superfluous, techy, scuba gear doesn't accessorize well with your effeminate wrist jewelry

hey! it's goes well with the red polish!