The off licence from hell

[Lazuli]

Will you get served....??????

Try your luck!

 

[podge]

The old bu**er won’t let me buy a knife, how am I going to kill me fish if I can’t buy a knife!
Nice one Laz rofl

 

[ReefTroll]

I can't get a knife either!

 

[apneaboy]

Got one, my bag is full of lovely stuff

 

[BennyB]

But you're from Manchester, what do you need another knife for?

 

[apneaboy]

They get left in people all the time, especially cheeky ones.


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[jay cluskey]

got a knife no guns though i looked too old ,pesky kids

 

[ReefTroll]

I got a knife! Hoorah.

 

[spaghetti]

I got the knife too, but only as a gadget. In Italy we have plenty of those AK47's smuggled from Albania, and so...

 

[island_sands]

Am i missing something? cant get the past the "samoosas please.." rofl

 

[apneaboy]

Use the clickometer to make the boy sound like he has a deep voice.

 

[scottwilson]

AAAAAHHHHHH Bloody hell!!!!!!!

Another internet doda gadget thing mabob thats got my glued to the computer chair NOW JUST GIVE ME THE DAMN KNIFEroflrofl


Edit: Nice one Sonny Jim !!!!!!!!

 

[agbiv]

Finally got the knife...and stabbed his a$$ and cleaned out the cash drawer. Scousers would be proud o'me! :blackeye :martial

 

[apneaboy]

Mate the Scousers do stuff like that for a job.

They would have come in at night with the spare key and got the safe not the small cash drawer.

You have a few years yet before your gonna catch up with them mate. And while you are out they were round your house getting your dvd player

 

[jay cluskey]

oh come on guys .............dont believe apneaboy hes a mancunian for gods sake..
i have to count my fingers every time i shake hands with him..
he took me to a pub quiz in manchester the first question in the quiz was" who the f$$k are you looking at "
on the way in the bouncers asked me if i had any weapons , i said no! , the bouncer gave me one.
all the ladies looked like taggart , one of the ladies had that much make up on , the predator would not be able to see her.
.if the predator ever landed in manchester it would get bloody murdererd .


LOVELY PLACE MANCHESTER .. SALT OF THE EARTH THEM GUYS:t

 

[apneaboy]

Oh Jay, coming on with the old scouser jokes trying to pass them off as Mancunian you little tearaway

At least your recycling mate, well done.

Wanna buy a chen bin?
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[agbiv]

Boys yall need to come to the Southside of San Antonio.

 

[BennyB]

Knife? That's not a knife....

rofl rofl rofl

Sorry had to put it out there

 

[scottwilson]

Knife? That's not a knife....

rofl rofl rofl

Sorry had to put it out there

roflroflrofl

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01NHcTM5IA4]YouTube - Is That a Knife[/ame]

 

[agbiv]

Knife? That's not a knife--that's a spoon! ...So I see you know how to play knifey/spooney! (Simpsons)