If you see this furry animal near your catch watch out.
ps: also likes tequila
ps: also likes tequila
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The Thief who stole my Grouper
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hahaha, looks like my puddytat!
Same bare skin on the belly. We assume Agro (the cat) licked it off for some reason... ???
Agro likes fish, kangaroo and mice. Especially mice that are stuck in the mousetrap and that he doesn't have to chase... rofl
Same bare skin on the belly. We assume Agro (the cat) licked it off for some reason... ???
Agro likes fish, kangaroo and mice. Especially mice that are stuck in the mousetrap and that he doesn't have to chase... rofl
Sorry, Let me introduce H.E.S.H (military people will know) the largest and only surviving member of 7 (he ate the others), reprobate of the village, chases cars, bikes and anything else thats static, is wanted in all village for various crimes from food theft to beating up the local rotweiler, has a serious drink problem( steals Tequila from the glass) and a very bad wind problem.All in All not a nice cat:
Sounds like Greebo, the cat from the Terry Pratchett books about Discworld!
From a website:
Nanny Ogg's cat. A huge, one-eyed tom who divides his time between sleeping, eating and fathering the most incestuous feline tribe. He is technically a mottled grey but is covered with so much scar tissue that he looks like a fist with fur on it. He can only be said to have ears because there's no other word for the things left on top of his head. Greebo's good eye, his left one, is yellow. The other one is pearly-white. He radiates genuine intelligence. He also radiates a smell that could knock over a wall and cause sinus trouble in a dead fox. He also once tried to rape a she-bear, but the bear refused to come down off the tree. Although he is addressed by virtually everyone as "Yarrgeroffoutofityahbastard", to Nanny Ogg he is still a cute little kitten and still sleeps on her bed when not out at night looking for something to fight, rape, eat (or all three). The way he affectionately tries to claw her eyeballs out in the morning is as good as an alarm clock.
Has eaten at least one vampire.
From a website:
Nanny Ogg's cat. A huge, one-eyed tom who divides his time between sleeping, eating and fathering the most incestuous feline tribe. He is technically a mottled grey but is covered with so much scar tissue that he looks like a fist with fur on it. He can only be said to have ears because there's no other word for the things left on top of his head. Greebo's good eye, his left one, is yellow. The other one is pearly-white. He radiates genuine intelligence. He also radiates a smell that could knock over a wall and cause sinus trouble in a dead fox. He also once tried to rape a she-bear, but the bear refused to come down off the tree. Although he is addressed by virtually everyone as "Yarrgeroffoutofityahbastard", to Nanny Ogg he is still a cute little kitten and still sleeps on her bed when not out at night looking for something to fight, rape, eat (or all three). The way he affectionately tries to claw her eyeballs out in the morning is as good as an alarm clock.
Has eaten at least one vampire.
We can't believe he ate the whooooollllle thing!
What? Another Pratchett fan? Sara-Lise should read about Greebo. She'd be impressed, especially in the scene where he's turned into a human.
"Greebo turned slowly, a faint, lazy smile on his scarred face. As a human, his nose was broken and a black patch covered his bad eye. But the other one glittered like the sins of angels and his smile was the downfall of saints. Female ones, anyway.
Perhaps it was pheromones or the way his muscles rippled under his black leather shirt. Greebo radiated a kind of greasy diabolic sexuality in the megawatt range. Just looking at him was enough to set dark wings fluttering in the crimson night."
What? Another Pratchett fan? Sara-Lise should read about Greebo. She'd be impressed, especially in the scene where he's turned into a human.
"Greebo turned slowly, a faint, lazy smile on his scarred face. As a human, his nose was broken and a black patch covered his bad eye. But the other one glittered like the sins of angels and his smile was the downfall of saints. Female ones, anyway.
Perhaps it was pheromones or the way his muscles rippled under his black leather shirt. Greebo radiated a kind of greasy diabolic sexuality in the megawatt range. Just looking at him was enough to set dark wings fluttering in the crimson night."
good one sinky! thats my next cat's name!
Agro is a mean, evil son-of-a-queen...
A few years ago he was sleeping next to me on my pillow when I rolled over, straight into his gut. He assumed I wanted to play so he grabbed my head with his front claws, tearing the skalp on my head. His hind legs raked my face, tearing 4 massive lines across my forehead, eyelids, corner of the nose, top lip, bottom lip and chin. Blood pissed out everywhere, dripping down my chest. I ran for the bathroom, passing my mum along the way who assumed someone was trying to kill me. Took 3 weeks to heal up, and I still have light scar lines.
Fun.
He also likes to cuddle up while watching TV.
The pics from a few years ago when he was a lot skinnier.
Agro is a mean, evil son-of-a-queen...
A few years ago he was sleeping next to me on my pillow when I rolled over, straight into his gut. He assumed I wanted to play so he grabbed my head with his front claws, tearing the skalp on my head. His hind legs raked my face, tearing 4 massive lines across my forehead, eyelids, corner of the nose, top lip, bottom lip and chin. Blood pissed out everywhere, dripping down my chest. I ran for the bathroom, passing my mum along the way who assumed someone was trying to kill me. Took 3 weeks to heal up, and I still have light scar lines.
Fun.
He also likes to cuddle up while watching TV.
The pics from a few years ago when he was a lot skinnier.
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Ouch! :blackeye
Those hind legs are quite deadly, It took a year or 2 till the faint scar on my stomach disapeared after my brother's cat surprised me with a disembowelment attempt.
Those hind legs are quite deadly, It took a year or 2 till the faint scar on my stomach disapeared after my brother's cat surprised me with a disembowelment attempt.
I like cats, I just prefer dogs. We've had cats for 36 years. My son was nearly raised by our old calico and I think she did a rather decent job, thank-you very much. However, it's hard to convince a cat to go hunting with you. They want to do it themselves. Cats don't like to go for a ride in a car, on a boat or the front of your bike. Dogs do. Dogs think that anything Dad does is O.K. Cats think Dad should do things their way. I'm as egocentric as any cat, so that's why I prefer dogs.
I have a Himalayan and a Ocicat. Both do tricks (roll over, sit, lay down, shake hands) on command and follow me everywhere I go. They must of been dogs in their prior lifes.
I trained my cat to hunt. She is very sucessful, even catch very fast birds, snake ,mouse,small reptiles, bees, pigons etc...etc..And unlike the dog she does not eat them herself rather share the catch with me rofl Since she like to hunt at night usually i found my share in front of the door in the morning rofl
Murat, thats a very cool cat !
rofl rofl rofl rofl
ohh my sides hurt ! thanks for the laugh !
sinkweight said:
rofl rofl rofl rofl
ohh my sides hurt ! thanks for the laugh !