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The topless dive shop

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spaghetti

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Last night I dreamed they had opened a new divegear store in town.

The dream started with me reading the advertisment flyers and ZAP! I was there in a millisecond.

I got in and looked at the counter: behind a pile of fins, I only saw the head of a 25 years old very good looking girl, a red head, blue eyed, rosy cheeks, the protrait of health and youth at its best.

She waved her hands at me "Welcome, you're our first customer ever, and deserve a special prize". As I walked closer and turned around the pile of fins, I couldn't but notice that she was wearing a pair of jeans and...nothing else. :inlove

In stupefaction, I pointed my finger at her naked breasts (1st class stuff, I tell ya!), and stupidly said "Madam, you are naked". And she: "Sure. Welcome to the Topless Dive Shop!".

Well I don't think I should go on telling the whole dream here in the public forum, but it was a frigging awesome dream to say the least. :chatup

Now, back to real life:

When I got up this morning, I recalled that a new dive store had actually been started quite recently some 30 minutes drive away from me, where I hadn't had a chance to go yet.

Of course I decided to give it a peek before work.

I got there, I got in, and you won't believe it but I actually saw a read head behind a pile of fins at the counter.

It was a man, and oh what a man! Ginger haired and stout, he looked quite like Podge with moustache. rofl

That's back to real life really, and the end of the story. :blackeye
 
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It was a man, and oh what a man! Ginger haired and gout, he looked quite like Podge with moustache. (Freddie Mercury image...)

rofl
C'mon Paul, you arent gonna let that go are you... :crutch
Spaghetti, less cheese before bed perhaps rofl

We now just need Derek foxen to put the story to mosaic,
Alixir to put it to music and record it for us,
any Daniels out there to interpret the dream for us?

oh and any redhead LADIES out there...?
 
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You'd better start charting your "consumption" as related to the eroticitity of your dreams--and than consume more!
 
You'd better start charting your "consumption" as related to the eroticitity of your dreams--and than consume more!

Al, good man, you're right. But it still takes two to tango...:head
 
Spaggie my boy are you sure you could handle me????:crutch
I’m a whole lot of bloke baby just ask Madam Sands, she had to beat me with a whip!!!:inlove:inloverofl, but for you and your Italian food I’ll grow a moustache and buy myself a thong.:girlieroflroflrofl (Just don’t tell my Mrs)
 
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THONG is the noise it makes when you bend over and it breaks! :naughty
 
I guess if I can get beers :fridayat your topless dive shop, then it would be perfect!!

Keep the thongs on cute ladies only please I have a weak stomach :yack

EU.... anythin' goes i know!!
 
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