The Weakest Link
Anne Robinson: Which Italian city is overlooked by Vesuvius?
Contestant: Bombay.
Robinson: What insect is commonly found hovering above lakes?
Contestant: Crocodiles.
Robinson: Wh...?
Contestant (interrupting): Pass!
Anne Robinson: In olden times, what were minstrels, travelling
entertainers or chocolate salesmen?
Contestant: Chocolate salesmen.
Robinson: The Bible, the New Testament. The Four Gospels were written
by Matthew, Mark, Luke and...?
Contestant: (long pause) Joe?
National Lottery Jet Set
Eamonn Holmes: What's the name of the playwright commonly known by the
initials G.B.S.?
Contestant: William Shakespeare.
Chris Searle Show, BBC Radio Bristol
Searle: In which European country is Mount Etna?
Caller: Japan.
Searle: I did say which European country, so in case you didn't hear
that, I can let you try again.
Caller: Er... Mexico?
Family Fortunes
1) Something a blind man might use? A Sword
2) A Song with the word Moon in the title? Blue Suede Moon
3) Name an occupation where you might need a torch? A burglar
4) Where is the Taj Mahal? Opposite the Dental Hospital
5) Some famous brothers? Bonnie and Clyde.
6) Something that floats in a bath? Water
7) An item of clothing worn by the Three Musketeers? A horse
8) Something you wear on a beach? A deckchair
9) Something a cat does ? Goes to the Toilet
10) Something you do in the bathroom? Decorate
11) A method of securing your home? Put the kettle on
12) Something associated with pigs? The Police
13) A sign of the Zodiac? April
14) Something people might be allergic to? Skiing
15) Something you do before you go to bed? Sleep
16) A kind of ache? A fillet of fish
17) A Jacket Potato topping? Jam
18) A food that can be brown or white? A potato
19) Something sold by gypsies? Bananas
Anne Robinson: Which Italian city is overlooked by Vesuvius?
Contestant: Bombay.
Robinson: What insect is commonly found hovering above lakes?
Contestant: Crocodiles.
Robinson: Wh...?
Contestant (interrupting): Pass!
Anne Robinson: In olden times, what were minstrels, travelling
entertainers or chocolate salesmen?
Contestant: Chocolate salesmen.
Robinson: The Bible, the New Testament. The Four Gospels were written
by Matthew, Mark, Luke and...?
Contestant: (long pause) Joe?
National Lottery Jet Set
Eamonn Holmes: What's the name of the playwright commonly known by the
initials G.B.S.?
Contestant: William Shakespeare.
Chris Searle Show, BBC Radio Bristol
Searle: In which European country is Mount Etna?
Caller: Japan.
Searle: I did say which European country, so in case you didn't hear
that, I can let you try again.
Caller: Er... Mexico?
Family Fortunes
1) Something a blind man might use? A Sword
2) A Song with the word Moon in the title? Blue Suede Moon
3) Name an occupation where you might need a torch? A burglar
4) Where is the Taj Mahal? Opposite the Dental Hospital
5) Some famous brothers? Bonnie and Clyde.
6) Something that floats in a bath? Water
7) An item of clothing worn by the Three Musketeers? A horse
8) Something you wear on a beach? A deckchair
9) Something a cat does ? Goes to the Toilet
10) Something you do in the bathroom? Decorate
11) A method of securing your home? Put the kettle on
12) Something associated with pigs? The Police
13) A sign of the Zodiac? April
14) Something people might be allergic to? Skiing
15) Something you do before you go to bed? Sleep
16) A kind of ache? A fillet of fish
17) A Jacket Potato topping? Jam
18) A food that can be brown or white? A potato
19) Something sold by gypsies? Bananas
