This is what happens at a South African Bachelor's Party ...

[SASpearo]

Well, the sensored parts anyway.

I am getting married the 7th of Aug as most of you know, and was thrown a surprise bachelor's party last saturday. I know it's thursday today, but it took me this long to recover.

See surprised me ... don't ask about the costume.

 

[Stephan Whelan]

No photo there! Come on - we won't laugh

 

[shaneshac]

I am waiting for this photo too.

Go ahead post it. I need some comic relief

 

[island_sands]

c'mon!!!! let's see...... !!!!
:friday :friday

 

[skarz]

You can't lead us on, then leave us sitting! Show the humility!

 

[Erik]

Originally posted by Stephan Whelan
- we won't laugh

Yes we will! Come on SAS, spill it... fights :ko boozing
:friday girls :girlie and consequences :blackeye :hungover :mute
Cheers,
Erik Y.

 

[jmn1]

huh ?

I see you are from Pretoria by the sea....... ...... remember diving in dams can't really be called spearfishing

Where's the pics ??? Good luck with the marriage, it's not that bad, after all, happyness isn't everything.....


Cheers Mate

From a fellow South African

 

[Alison]

Is it me?
What does happen at a South African Bachelor's Party
Best of luck to you both?

 

[SASpearo]

O gats. Didn't realise it didn't attach. Now don't laugh (too hard)

En ek's nie 'n damduiker nie ... grin. Gaan Moz toe as ek wil duik.

 

[SASpearo]

And this is waht I drank out of. Beats the hell out of the 'Kraze Kup.

 

[shaneshac]

HAHAHAHAHHAAHHHAHAH rofl rofl rofl rofl

Sorry mate but you look a right mess.

Those condoms on your shoulder really finish off "The look"

Karma coming your way

Shane

 

[SASpearo]

Yeah - I was known as "Captain Condom" for the night. A right pity that they were stapled to my costume. I also received a "degree" - for what it's worth. It contained the number for two callgirls, a box of Aspitin, a box of Paracetemol and viagra.

 

[shaneshac]

is that a plaster cast on your hand?

Great idea

I would have karma'ed you but i have to spread it around first.

Batchelors Degree with Honours LOL

 

[island_sands]

whoa!
looks like someone really passed you the Tequila baby!

lol!

 

[Murat]

rofl rofl rofl :girlie

 

[miles]

Lovely stuff, Damduiker!!!!

 

[island_sands]

yeah Miles your turn is coming...

 

[miles]

 

[SASpearo]

Yep, it's a plaster cast.

I had that mug made especially for my brother's bachelors party 5 years ago, and as this guy was making it, he said "Whatever you give, you'll get back tenfold"

Well, he wasn't wrong. The mug weighs around 3 Kg's whn empty, and holds exactly 2 litres of fluid - this particular night it consisted mostly of beer, rum, coke, and something we call mampoer. Mampoer is a locally brewed brandy, and there's quite a few varieties - the one they ad thoughtfully brought along was made of peaches and was around 90 proof. Fun stuff.

I was also chained to a nearby fence - to keep me from escaping, which was unessecary as I was too pissed to walk.

 

[SASpearo]

Oh yeah, the americans call mampoer "Moonshine"

I drank around 4 of those mugs during the night (according to eyewitness accounts)