Trick question.......

[jimdoe2you]

Look closely at this south Florida photo and answer the following question:

"Which one is the salivating, insatiable eater stalking it's next meal?"

rofl

 

[spaghetti]

Could be the lady stalking her nex leather suit (which is worth salivating if you can picture her wearing leather in your crooked imagination...or croc imagination...)

 

[Adrian]

Poor alligator has it's mouth taped shut, I didn't know you did that to Florida's politicians!

 

[wet]

Typical Floridian, taking Fifi out for a morning stroll, leash laws in Florida must be pretty lax...

 

[podge]

Could be the lady stalking her nex leather suit (which is worth salivating if you can picture her wearing leather in your crooked imagination...or croc imagination...)

NNNOOO spaghetti the thought of the lovely lady in a leather suit has just popped up in my mind and I can’t get it out.rofl
Now I feel all wrong.
Still I’m sure she’s got a very keen mind.

 

[marginatus]

NNNOOO spaghetti the thought of the lovely lady in a leather suit has just popped up in my mind and I can’t get it out.rofl
Now I feel all wrong.
Still I’m sure she’s got a very keen mind.

them try the bondage leather version in croc skin

 

[Oldsarge]

them try the bondage leather version in croc skin

:naughty

:rofl

 

[island_sands]

oh man!!! stop it you guys, Miss Dubai Lonesome here just crawled into bed.. how am I supposed to sleep now podge has got me thinking of crocodile skin sheets and leather nighties rofl rofl

 

[Oldsarge]

How am I supposed to sleep with you thinking about crocodile skin sheets and leather nighties??!!

 

[island_sands]

How am I supposed to sleep with you thinking about crocodile skin sheets and leather nighties??!!

rofl rofl well could be little prickly... but most men i know have little pricklies anyway rofl rofl

:ban

 

[sinkweight]

I think the tape is on the wrong mouth, personally.

Which brings up my next point, if you're going to have alligator skin accessories with leather nighties (pointy or unpointy), shouldn't electricians tape make its debut somewhere in the mix?

As you can tell by the entry time date, I'm not sleeping well either.

 

[sanso]

I fear there should be a leash involved as well, to make sure no-one leaves the path of righteousness.. - and maybe a whip. rofl

 

[island_sands]

I fear there should be a leash involved as well, to make sure no-one leaves the path of righteousness.. - and maybe a whip. rofl

NO MORE WHIPS! Podge is already very bruised

 

[Oldsarge]

Well then, he shouldn't start us thinking about crocodile skin sheets and leather nighties! Serves him right, say I.

:naughty :rofl

 

[podge]

NO MORE WHIPS! Podge is already very bruised

Oh my sweet "princess" how thy welt marks from you’re cat O nine cut me deep…:inlove

Sarge the price was high but I paid it willingly rofl rofl

 

[sinkweight]

Sarge the price was high but I paid it willingly rofl rofl

I'd keep the receipt never-the-less.

 

[Fondueset]

Could be the lady stalking her nex leather suit (which is worth salivating if you can picture her wearing leather in your crooked imagination...or croc imagination...)

You have ruined my mind :yack

 

[island_sands]

rofl rofl sinkweight rofl

Podgie baby, i am greasing the leather up for our next meeting. Have spotted some sand dunes where i'd like to take you and whip you while watching the camel pens

 

[Fondueset]

Holy crap!

 

[sinkweight]

Holy Crap!

My sentiments exactly, Mr. F...

I like women that like logistics.


A HELPFUL REMINDER:

Stay upwind of the camel pens.

Use anti-allergen grease.

Whip with the forearm, finish the stroke with the wrist.

Crocodile/alligator hide can chafe if not properly treated, so make sure the subjugated party does most of the unmentionable "work".

Sand dunes are home to some animals... tread lightly.

Make sure your "safety" word is not part of average whipping-someone-on-a-sand-dune-while-watching-camel-pens-in-crocodile/alligator-garments conversation.