Where is Island Sands??

[Spaniard]

I know I have been ducking and diving of late but stone the crows ,what has happened to Ms Island Sands? Has she got married, been bought by an oil-rich Sheikh, living in sin with Podge, Freediving in la-la land? I am worried about this valuable resource to the on-line drinking community!
C'mon Sands, where you be?

 

[Pastor]

I heard a rumour that she's looking for a lost sausage down under with some lucky bugger. Would have been better off with a Pork pie if you ask me dude

 

[Spaniard]

Raiders of the lost sausage! Well I wish her well in her quest....roflrofl

 

[jay cluskey]

shes in zanzibar with her main squeeze as we speak and the sausage is probably found by now ha ha

 

[podge]

living in sin with Podge,


Nothing to do with me mate, anyway I just couldn’t put up with the beatings, the constant want for oysters or the skinny dipping and naked sunbathing.:trofl

 

[Kars]

I hope she's found her right mate for life.

I'm looking forward to her return on DB, where is the photo of the lucky chap? Is he, or has he become a freediver too?

Love, Courage and Water,

Kars

 

[spaghetti]

I was about to post in this thread but...you know what...now that the sausage has been found, the story has lost most of its thrill...:head
What if....the sausage is still lost in some recessed corner?

 

[flyflicker]

I have seen a photo of the young man and by the size of his grin, nothings been lost!

 

[Pastor]

Intriguing this sausage, I hear it keeps getting lost and then reappearing again, then getting lost again. It must be a delinquent sausage

 

[jay cluskey]

Intriguing this sausage, I hear it keeps getting lost and then reappearing again, then getting lost again. It must be a delinquent sausage

pastor son , youve never played hide the salami then???roflrofl
you do realise were all dead when sands gets back dont yourofl

 

[Erik]

Yeah you guys are up shit creek hahaha! :chatup

 

[apneaboy]

up shit creek

Erik can you post me what that meant, I think you are in trouble with Island too rofl

Where has the ellusive sausage been?

 

[Pastor]

I think you are in trouble with Island too rofl

That's a fantasy in itself rofl

 

[Oldsarge]

I'm certainly glad that I've stayed far, far away from this thread . . .

 

[Pastor]

I wonder what kind of sausage it it?
English Banger?
Pork and Leek?

 

[jay cluskey]

i think its one of those australian 1sroflrofl

 

[podge]

i rest my case roflroflroflrofl

 

[apneaboy]

I wonder what kind of sausage it is?
English Banger?
Pork and Leek?

Where do you get your sausages from in Wales Pastor??

Bang-er or pressdatinn (sorry my Welsh isn't so great haha )

 

[agbiv]

How much are the tickets to the flogging? Can I buy in advance? And I would prefer front row seats. :martial

 

[podge]

How much are the tickets to the flogging? Can I buy in advance? And I would prefer front row seats. :martial

She doesn’t need any encouragement with that whip of hers I can tell you.roflrofl
She’s a demon at the old double hand crack.:inlove