Words Women Use

[island_sands]

FINE

This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you
need to shut up.


FIVE MINUTES
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes
to watch the game before helping around the house.


NOTHING
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something" and you should be
on your toes. Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine".


GO AHEAD
This is a dare, not permission, DON'T DO IT!


LOUD SIGH
Although not actually a word, the loud sigh is often misunderstood by men. A
"Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting
her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".


THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that woman can make to a man.
"That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding
how and when you will pay for your mistake.


THANKS
This is the least used of all words in the female vocabulary. If a woman is
thanking you. Do not question it, just say you're welcome and back out of
the room slowly.

 

[drunkinbda]

haha..dont forget:

MAYBE
no

PERHAPS
no

WE'll SEE
no

POSSIBLY
no

 

[crusty]

Thats O.K !!!
I have heard that one before but its followed by

"" Dick Head !!! all you want to do is go diving, you went last week!!!!! what about the Garden?? piss of then its better when your not hear, at least i wont have to put up with your constant winging about how flat the ocean is and how your mates are out there and you are missing out.
And dont bother coming home unless you have lots of Fish.
Followed by lots a other assorted swear words.

Lucky im a good Shag


Crusty

 

[Donna]

rofl rofl rofl rofl that is so funny - its sounds very familiar!!!!

 

[Freediver81]

Sorry, but we dont have that in Arab cultures!

Said :hmm

 

[island_sands]

Sorry, but we dont have that in Arab cultures!

Said :hmm

Says who rofl rofl

 

[Aquagenic]

Sorry, but we dont have that in Arab cultures!

Said

Consider yourself blessed...

~James

 

[Alison]

Sorry, but we dont have that in Arab cultures!

Said :hmm

rofl rofl rofl
Do you not get out much?

 

[Freediver81]

rofl rofl rofl
Do you not get out much?

I do get out a lot, ofcourse there are exceptions but they are a minority!!! :duh

Said