Misprint in scroll charges Hefner in erotic fiction.
Not that I’ve ever seen any of his magazines
Hearty Eating Fattens Nellie's Erogenous Region
but from what i've heard - dieting can assist that too! rofl rofl
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Hearty Eating Fattens Nellie's Erogenous Region
but from what i've heard - dieting can assist that too! rofl rofl
Every Rogers often gorge, even nightly on usual suspects
Sara you’re probably the only one that will understand this one.
Oh and the diet is going VERY well thanks!!roflroflrofl
sacrilegiously
Shoutatthesky already carefully removed icecream; little evidence gleaned it ocurred underwater. Someone likes Yolander.
hee hee hee - now i should get extra points for incorporating the story! even if i did need the punctuation! :t
ta!
kp
Shoutatthesky already carefully removed icecream; little evidence gleaned it ocurred underwater. Someone likes Yolander.
hee hee hee - now i should get extra points for incorporating the story! even if i did need the punctuation! :t
ta!
kp
So Heroically Operating Undercover, Talanted Adam Thought That He Eventually Should Keep Yolander...
...out of harms way in the future. After breaking into the evil Victor Andrews 'occasional biting' den, shoutatthesky rescued the beautiful (but somewhat confused) Yolander (who still believed she was there to help Mr Andrews back up his case in the Andrews vs Ben and Jerries ice cream incident) from right behind V.M's unsuspecting back and bought her safely home. He then explained the vicious intents of the cunning half-vampire and created a evil detector for Yolander to wear in the future. V.M on the other hand had a differnt plan...
UNDERCOVER: Usually, nocturnal demons elude ridicule,casually organizing vampirical establishments refutably.
I'm really loving this story, please.. continue..
I'm really loving this story, please.. continue..
Envisioning stories takes a beautifully literate imagination. Seek hearing more entertaining new twists soon.
Envisioning stories takes a beautifully literate imagination. Seek hearing more entertaining new twists soon.
being empirical, adam understood that imaginative fables ultimately liken lovely yolander....
(to a beacon of light, off in the distance beyond the hero's grasp!)
sigh
what dangers lie beyond for our damsel in distress?
kp
"Ever More Personal Insults?! Really I'll Crack And Leave..."
Yolander told shoutatthesky. "i've had enough of you thinking i'm a deperate nobody who can't look after myself... don't you understand that I knew Victor was an occasional vampire? That's exactly why I was pretending to be a linguist/lawyer and find a way in to his secret lair." She said, flicking the 'evil-radar' expertly off her wrist. "But why?" replied shoutatthesky, stunned that she automatically knew the unlockable code to the amazing device. "Oh" Yolander said, faint suprise entering her voice "so you really don't know about the..."
Yolander told shoutatthesky. "i've had enough of you thinking i'm a deperate nobody who can't look after myself... don't you understand that I knew Victor was an occasional vampire? That's exactly why I was pretending to be a linguist/lawyer and find a way in to his secret lair." She said, flicking the 'evil-radar' expertly off her wrist. "But why?" replied shoutatthesky, stunned that she automatically knew the unlockable code to the amazing device. "Oh" Yolander said, faint suprise entering her voice "so you really don't know about the..."
...personal evil radar sensor? On no account leave...
Acronym story building... this game has taken a twist for the bizarre (but fun!
)
oh we are back to bride's nighties - love it!
unforeseen nighties raised a very excellent light slowly.....
NIGHTIES: Naughty Island_Sands gasps.."Hypnotic tantalizing image eludes sentience"
I don't know, I can't help it, I'm such a moron..
I don't know, I can't help it, I'm such a moron..
Skimpy emerald nighties tease, instigating erotically naughty creative efforts. :chatup
Every morning each ray announces light dawn.
good morning! too sunny right now to chat about nighties :duh
:king
kp
..."Nautical Ultra Radical Sensors?" Exclaimed Shoutatthesky
Yolander looked at shoutatthesky with a sense of pitious understanding. "Yes, they are extremely dangerous in the wrong persons hands. That's why I accepted the ride from Victor Andrews. I was going to wait till I had the perfect moment to tranquilise him and steal the Sensors. Unfortunatly you arrive the very minute I was going to give him the injection." "But what on earth do they do?" asked shoutatthesky.
Yolander looked around cautiously, then considered if telling him was the right thing to do. If she did he would have to be swept up into this whole ordeal and that ment risking everything.
"The sensors are able to monior and recognise everything that passes though the water, anywhere in the world at any give moment. It is also able to contol targets using powerful mind signals... if anyone like Victor got his hands on them it could mean the end of freediving as we know it! The sea would become a turbulant and dangerous place with no where to hide."
Shoutathtesky considered this quietly, until now he had always thought of Yolander as a lovely girl, pretty and confident but at the same time fragile, but now he was forced to contemplate more just how much he really knew about her.
"So I guess this time it really wouldn't be safe to go back in the water!" Yolander smiled, Jaws had been one of their favourite films.
"Well, seeming as I foiled the last plan forsaving all freediving, how can I help you this time?" Shoutatthesky asked. Yolander smiled again "You're just who I need..."
Yolander looked at shoutatthesky with a sense of pitious understanding. "Yes, they are extremely dangerous in the wrong persons hands. That's why I accepted the ride from Victor Andrews. I was going to wait till I had the perfect moment to tranquilise him and steal the Sensors. Unfortunatly you arrive the very minute I was going to give him the injection." "But what on earth do they do?" asked shoutatthesky.
Yolander looked around cautiously, then considered if telling him was the right thing to do. If she did he would have to be swept up into this whole ordeal and that ment risking everything.
"The sensors are able to monior and recognise everything that passes though the water, anywhere in the world at any give moment. It is also able to contol targets using powerful mind signals... if anyone like Victor got his hands on them it could mean the end of freediving as we know it! The sea would become a turbulant and dangerous place with no where to hide."
Shoutathtesky considered this quietly, until now he had always thought of Yolander as a lovely girl, pretty and confident but at the same time fragile, but now he was forced to contemplate more just how much he really knew about her.
"So I guess this time it really wouldn't be safe to go back in the water!" Yolander smiled, Jaws had been one of their favourite films.
"Well, seeming as I foiled the last plan forsaving all freediving, how can I help you this time?" Shoutatthesky asked. Yolander smiled again "You're just who I need..."
"Someone exhibiting 'nautical sensor occupational responsibility syndrome'.... you will be perfect for the task..." said Yolander with glee.
Shoutatthesky began to wonder if he were up to the task....
the plot thickens!rofl
kp
Okay this one is a stretch. Here goes. RESPONSIBILITY
"Really!?" exclaimed shoutatthesky... "Perhaps only nocturnal sensors increase bravery in liquid immersions." teemed Yolander.
Shoutatthesky's mind was racing. Could it be that young nubile Yolander was actually the woman he had been seeing in his dream? His therapist had warned him of such encounters and now he had to choose between his growing infatuation with Yolander and common sense......
"Really!?" exclaimed shoutatthesky... "Perhaps only nocturnal sensors increase bravery in liquid immersions." teemed Yolander.
Shoutatthesky's mind was racing. Could it be that young nubile Yolander was actually the woman he had been seeing in his dream? His therapist had warned him of such encounters and now he had to choose between his growing infatuation with Yolander and common sense......