Possibly Rabid Octopii Beat Little Eels Most Severely
Itching powder... the answer to life's most annoying people... or Tiger Balm in the underwear, or, my personal fav..... "Anti-Dog" (a German brand of Pepper Spray - Capscacium Oil {Holy Habeneros, Batman!}, Isopropyl {to dissolve any protective mucus coating thus opening an even better path for the oil}, and a propellent - BOOYA Baby! Feel the burn!) :martial In the Navy, we all had to do the "tear gas chamber" things where we took off our masks and such.... Most of the guys couldn't see because their eyes and noses were running, a couple :yack ed and me, well, I was minorly annoyed but fully functional..... THAT pissed off the sado instructor that we had royally. However, in a demo of pepper spray where a small amount was squirted into a styrofoam cup to show how it eats through styrofoam :duh the drips on the table cleared 30 people out of a rather large conference room in about 5 seconds...... THAT stuff is just evil in a can...... We couldn't use the conference room for 3 days...... AND it made a mess of the finish on a very expensive walnut table top......
Just point the loppers at the right part of his anatomy and make "involuntary" lopping movements while verbally tearing him a new one..... If he is too stupid for words, the "body language" should get his attention.....rofl rofl rofl