Amongst mermaids play he inlaid banter instead of udder spanking.
Perhaps I've uddered to much:naughty
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Amongst mermaids play he inlaid banter instead of udder spanking.
Perhaps I've uddered to much:naughty
Instantly nod, leaving an inner doubt.
*Sigh* Thanksgiving is just around the corner - shouldn't be too painful this time
Insisiting no nodding, enamored recant
Thanksgiving turkey into the oven in about 6 hours. Enjoy.
Insisiting no nodding, enamored recant
Thanksgiving turkey into the oven in about 6 hours. Enjoy.
Evangelical nonsense angered men, orthodox rising ever deeper.
Not that I’m over spiritual it just came to me in a bit of a flash of inspiration.
Apologies to all you Evangelists out there I’m sure your god is a good as the next mans.
Evangelical nonsense angered men, orthodox rising ever deeper.
Not that I’m over spiritual it just came to me in a bit of a flash of inspiration.
Apologies to all you Evangelists out there I’m sure your god is a good as the next mans.
Acquire not gold, expect rapture every day.
Happy Thanksgiving!
Acquire not gold, expect rapture every day.
Happy Thanksgiving!
A certain quest unmistakable, is rising eternally.
Podge......no worries. Capital (G)od pleaserofl
Have a geat day!
Hmmmm ... The day after Thanksgiving so I MUST figure out a way to turn this into a "I am so fat I ate SO much" joke......
Rotundly Impressive Stomachs Invented New Gyrations :mute
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Stuffed turkeys often make abdominal cramps, handsome stomach…
Turkey is fine but I find it a bit to dry, now a gurt lump of cow on the other hand uuummm….
Hope you all had happy thanks giving
Adam Bloody Deserves Official Mentioning "Icecreams Needed, And Liquids"
The temperature was close to 30 degrees celsius (86 Fahrenheit) today so I spent a hell of a lot of time rolling icecreams. I am SOOOO sick of people telling me it is hot. Don't they think I noticed??
On the bright side at least I am the boss so nobody can tell me off for drinking cold Coronas. :friday(only after lunchtime of course.)rofl
The temperature was close to 30 degrees celsius (86 Fahrenheit) today so I spent a hell of a lot of time rolling icecreams. I am SOOOO sick of people telling me it is hot. Don't they think I noticed??
On the bright side at least I am the boss so nobody can tell me off for drinking cold Coronas. :friday(only after lunchtime of course.)rofl
Ice Cold Exasperating Climate Reveals Extraordinary Artic Midwinter Scene
Okay mayby that's an exageration but I really wish I was over there Adam! It's so awfully windy and wet here... 2 degrees celsius.
Still it's an excuse to drink lovely and warm mulled wine :friday
Okay mayby that's an exageration but I really wish I was over there Adam! It's so awfully windy and wet here... 2 degrees celsius.
Still it's an excuse to drink lovely and warm mulled wine :friday
Mildly icy desert Winter, it's not too extreme, really.
If you don't mind having the whole state shake, burn, mudslide, etc.rofl
Paul, what's gurt ?
Deserted explorers shall encounter rigid trials.
Meh, so backed up on schoolwork it's not funny. I'm presently designing a fictitious campground, which is supposed to be built to scale, and must include defined campsites, a day-use area, fire pits, BBQs, restrooms, faucets...and that's just one assignment. One bite at a time...
? Deserted explorers shall encounter rigid trials.
Meh, so backed up on schoolwork it's not funny. I'm presently designing a fictitious campground, which is supposed to be built to scale, and must include defined campsites, a day-use area, fire pits, BBQs, restrooms, faucets...and that's just one assignment. One bite at a time...
The Rhinoceros is a lonely sucker!
Rampaging horned infantry, not officers count enemies running off swiftly.
Rach “gurt” something that is big, just like me.
Hope this helps
Biggest and the best
Paul
Ps, you won’t find it in any dictionary well maybe in the best book of the Somerset sub language.rofl
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The Rhinoceros is a lonely sucker!
Rampaging horned infantry, not officers count enemies running off swiftly.
Rach “gurt” something that is big, just like me.
Hope this helps
Biggest and the best
Paul
Ps, you won’t find it in any dictionary well maybe in the best book of the Somerset sub language.rofl
Hey Shout.... Doesn't lunch start about 10:00 a. m. in New Zealand though? :friday
rofl
Obviously Farting Fails In Continuing Elegantly Romantic Situations
OK, a little "Body-function humor" a la Jim Carrey but picture this scene....
Fireplace on, nice bottle of Tuscan "Santa Christina" Merlot
as we say in the business right before a launch, "All systems are "GO" for engine sequence start!"
and the BABY rips one off that we can hear through 2 partially closed doors, over the stereo, and that chases the dog out of the hallway between the bedrooms and bathroom...... We both nearly peed ourselves we were laughing so hard....... rofl
"Countdown aborted with T minus 12 minutes. All systems in shutdown and safed" :waterwork
Bret that reminds me of a book called "The Poo Bomb". I'm that phenomenon sounds familiar by now
Farting loudly announced the unpleasant leakage emanating noxious turds.
At least, that's how it is sometimes.
I blew it!:head Kelp Princess beat me to the word, so I deleted the post...
RAUCOUS
Ripe aromas under children often unsettle spouses
Sorry Batray!
Unlike newborn smells, endless tittering trends leave emanations.
Ever laughed so hard that you....
eventually, most arses need airing time. incongruous odors need space!
geez we're on a stinky thread here aren't we? ha!
rofl
kp
Incontinence now conjures odors not given rise unless olfactory unit's stuffed!
Slow beginning to the workweek!