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Wishbone said:
If naive temptations end roughly, peacefully return everything the ill-faithed nun gave

This game puts my poor English to a real test! :)

In honor of those in London.... :vangry

Terrorists Employ Many Paths To Annihilate The Innocent, Obviously NOT Successfully!

Keep Strong friends.....:martial

By the way, in the same vein, I ran across this joke.....

After getting nailed by a Daisy Cutter, Osama made his way to the pearly gates. There, he is greeted by George Washington. "How dare you attack the nation I helped conceive!" yells Mr. Washington, slapping Osama in the face.
Patrick Henry comes up from behind. "You wanted to end the Americans' liberty, so they gave you death!" Henry punches Osama on the nose.

James Madison comes up next, and says "This is why I allowed the Federal government to provide for the common defense!" He drops a large weight on Osama's knee.

Osama is subject to similar beatings from John Randolph of Roanoke, James Monroe, and 65 other people who have the same love for liberty and America.

As he writhes on the ground, Thomas Jefferson picks him up to hurl him back toward the gate where he is to be judged.

As Osama awaits his journey to his final very hot destination, he screams "This is not what I was promised!"

An angel replies "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you, you idiot. What did you think I said?"



B
 
Relegated to Page 3!?!?!? :rcard

Of course, I haven't been on for a month. I have to submit my final Thesis draft this Sunday....... Guess where I have been? On the computer but NOT on DB.....
 
bdurrett said:
In honor of those in London.... :vangry

Terrorists Employ Many Paths To Annihilate The Innocent, Obviously NOT Successfully!

Keep Strong friends.....:martial

By the way, in the same vein, I ran across this joke.....

After getting nailed by a Daisy Cutter, Osama made his way to the pearly gates. There, he is greeted by George Washington. "How dare you attack the nation I helped conceive!" yells Mr. Washington, slapping Osama in the face.
Patrick Henry comes up from behind. "You wanted to end the Americans' liberty, so they gave you death!" Henry punches Osama on the nose.

James Madison comes up next, and says "This is why I allowed the Federal government to provide for the common defense!" He drops a large weight on Osama's knee.

Osama is subject to similar beatings from John Randolph of Roanoke, James Monroe, and 65 other people who have the same love for liberty and America.

As he writhes on the ground, Thomas Jefferson picks him up to hurl him back toward the gate where he is to be judged.

As Osama awaits his journey to his final very hot destination, he screams "This is not what I was promised!"

An angel replies "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you, you idiot. What did you think I said?"



B


rofl rofl nice bret.. welcome back :D
 
gwpcasey said:
It's not necessarily our countrymen's evil new terrorists.

This is a fun way to start the day... I'd almost forgotten.

Yep!

Canned Octopus Unfortunately Needs Terribly Radical Yellow Mushrooms, Especially Now!

rofl Better watch those Mushrooms! rofl

Bret :cool:
 
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BatRay said:
Great joke, Bret. Btw I visited Colorado; whereabouts did you transfer from? It's an interesting state.

My unfortunate sister had rotten omelet over massive steak.

I grew up in Colorado Springs (not that I claim it now that the Holy Rollers have moved in and taken over :vangry ) but before I came here, I lived in Longmont (northeast of Denver) and worked in Boulder (northwest of Denver).

Many Awful Substances Simmered In Vile Effluvium :yack

BTW - I submitted my final Thesis draft on Sunday. I am now awaiting comments before beginning the Defense Presentation.... There IS a light at the end of the tunnel.... and it is NOT an oncoming train! :cool:

Bret :king
 
bdurrett said:
There IS a light at the end of the tunnel.... and it is NOT an oncoming train! :cool:
oo, I like this guessing game, is it the light of the Dr. checking for nervous system damage? :)

Ejaculatives Flowed Feverishly. -Love? Undoubtfuly Very Indeedly Utterly Manic.
 
DeepThought said:
oo, I like this guessing game, is it the light of the Dr. checking for nervous system damage? :)

Ejaculatives Flowed Feverishly. -Love? Undoubtfuly Very Indeedly Utterly Manic.

What do you mean N - N - N- Ner-vous -vous -vous System D d d d amage? rofl

All I know is that when I finally get that little piece of paper that says M. Sc. on it I will be -

Leaping Overboard Very Enthusiastically :D

Hopefully in the southern Red Sea! A trip is going to be my reward for finishing this blasted thing..... :D

Bret
 
island_sands said:
Overtly, very eerily, Roger bent over and retrieved diamonds

:hmm Now, what sort of subtle but rude thing can I make out of Roger being bent over.... :hmm Just so long as the censors don't come down on us..... rofl

Deliriously Inebrieated, Alfred Managed Overturning Nina's Delicious Sundae! rofl

Bad deal Alfred!

And here you thought I was gonna make up somethin' dirty! :naughty

B
 
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bdurrett said:
:hmm Now, what sort of subtle but rude thing can I make out of Roger being bent over.... :hmm Just so long as the censors don't come down on us..... rofl

Deliriously Inebrieated, Alfred Managed Overturning Nina's Delicious Sundae! rofl

Bad deal Alfred!

And here you thought I was gonna make up somethin' dirty! :naughty

B

dam i was waiting for something saucy... !!! :D

Daring, extrovert Laura invited craving Italians over, underestimating size!
 
island_sands said:
dam i was waiting for something saucy... !!! :D

Daring, extrovert Laura invited craving Italians over, underestimating size!

Well, I had thought of something for my own word but now I will have to work a bit at it.....

Undressing, Nancy Daringly Exposed Robustly Entertaining Sensual Tattoos, Including Many Amazing Textures Imitating Nubial Gorillas.

:hmm Well, it was worth a shot.....

On that note, here!
 

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I never literally underestimate doing interesting nighttime games.

I was in Colorado Springs and Black Forest. It would have been pleasant if the travel plans didn't go so completely wrong. What Holy Rollers took over? Pentecostals or something?
 
BatRay said:
I never literally underestimate doing interesting nighttime games.

I was in Colorado Springs and Black Forest. It would have been pleasant if the travel plans didn't go so completely wrong. What Holy Rollers took over? Pentecostals or something?

Yeah, the FAR right Evangelicals came in and are now the #1 employer in the city. Used to be the military... Super conservative - Hate everything that doesn't fit in their very narrow view of the world :(.... rather sad actually..... :waterwork

The Black Forest is a nice area too.....

Nevertheless, I Go Home, Travelling To Indescribable Mountainous Environments....

Bret
 
Shadowkiller said:
Mountainous...

May octopii undermine nature's temple? Arguably insipid, naive oncologists underestimates suckers...

Catwoman: Hows u and your sis doing? :)

Gotta watch them suckers..... rofl

Ornery Naked Critters Often Leave Overtly Gyrating Interesting Specimens To Squirm

The Masochist says "Beat me!" The Sadist whispers "No!" and the Specimens Squirm.....

rofl

B :king
 
bdurrett said:
Gotta watch them suckers..... rofl

Ornery Naked Critters Often Leave Overtly Gyrating Interesting Specimens To Squirm

The Masochist says "Beat me!" The Sadist whispers "No!" and the Specimens Squirm.....

rofl

B :king

rofl rofl good one Bret!!

Some People Enjoy Creatures Ingested Monthly, Even Naked Sorts!
 
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