can someone tell me why did they design wet suits so you have to pee in them?

[aydin]

For those ''equipped like Ron Jeremy'' guys, it's possible to make it by yourself, at the desired size!

Here's the link (in french...)

http://www.spearboy.com/dossiers/pissette.php

You must mention to the temparature of sea,you can get surprised when you take the desired size at land ,esp. at calm watersrofl rofl rofl rofl
Aydın

 

[naiad]

I think that picture sums up why they don't design suits like that.

 

[Alison]

that's what i thought rofl rofl
but my mind was more on this

rofl rofl

Actually that looks like its coming out of his armpit rofl

 

[island_sands]

Actually that looks like its coming out of his armpit rofl

yes it does... rofl rofl

 

[jimdoe2you]

It very well might!!!!

I have mine coming out right behind the knee!


There was more written here, but island sands saved me from my own worse self. :wave

 

[Tim1]

I am not convinced. It seems to me as though you'd need to be sexually excited to get your john thomas into one of those things and anyway, I dress to the left...

They look like a latter day equivalent of an Elizabethan cod piece. Can you imagine the proportions they would assume if they became fashionable!

I'll just carry on peeing into a wetsuit and flush a few gallons through from the neck as I get out of the water. Then no one will ever know just how penilely challenged I am...

 

[Huan]

Urine wrecks neoprene glue.
Many manufacturers will not warranty suits that have been attacked with uric acid.
The seams are the first thing to go.
I just can't bring myself to piss into my suit, there isn't enough waterflow to properly flush the suit and it stinks when you get out.
anyway you have to want one of these enough to pay for it to be fitted, plus wait for the 2 weeks it takes to get done.
I don't know of any wetsuit maker apart from Alain Laborde that offers a pisette as an option.

 

[milhouse]

There's those who pee in their wetsuit...

and there's those who lie about it!

 

[island_sands]

I am not convinced. It seems to me as though you'd need to be sexually excited to get your john thomas into one of those things and anyway, I dress to the left...

just hold your [ame=http://forums.deeperblue.net/showthread.php?t=63631]breath[/ame] it may help to get you going... rofl

Dress to the left? but this one's pointing forwards :hmm

 

[Tim1]

just hold your breath it may help to get you going... rofl

Pass the orange, plastic bag and some washing line please. Ooops, I'll be accused of being a tory MP... rofl

 

[Mr. X]

Urine wrecks neoprene glue.
Many manufacturers will not warranty suits that have been attacked with uric acid.
The seams are the first thing to go.
I just can't bring myself to piss into my suit, there isn't enough waterflow to properly flush the suit and it stinks when you get out.
anyway you have to want one of these enough to pay for it to be fitted, plus wait for the 2 weeks it takes to get done.
I don't know of any wetsuit maker apart from Alain Laborde that offers a pisette as an option.

:hmm -- might want to drink more water, pee before starting & cut back on the protein a bit if things get that smelly & corrosive. Cloudy yellow pee bad, clear pee good.

Makes you wonder if you really want to go in the sea at all! (Especially if you read about the Stairhole sewage outlet :yack on the Dorset thread ).

***This is definitely a contender for the most humerous thread awardrofl***

 

[island_sands]

:hmm -- might want to drink more water, pee before starting & cut back on the protein a bit if things get that smelly & corrosive. Cloudy yellow pee bad, clear pee good.

Makes you wonder if you really want to go in the sea at all! (Especially if you read about the Stairhole sewage outlet :yack on the Dorset thread ).

***This is definitely a contender for the most humerous thread awardrofl***

show me that link (dorset) rofl always up for a little toilette humour

 

[Mr. X]

show me that link (dorset) rofl always up for a little toilette humour

I think this is the humerous thread (pissettes, etc.), the Dorset thread is just... a little stomach churning occasionally:

[ame="http://forums.deeperblue.net/showpost.php?p=566447&postcount=243"]DeeperBlue Forums - View Single Post - Dorset Spearfishing[/ame]*
[ame="http://forums.deeperblue.net/showpost.php?p=566469&postcount=246"]DeeperBlue Forums - View Single Post - Dorset Spearfishing[/ame]
[ame="http://forums.deeperblue.net/showpost.php?p=566499&postcount=248"]DeeperBlue Forums - View Single Post - Dorset Spearfishing[/ame]
[ame="http://forums.deeperblue.net/showpost.php?p=560458&postcount=1"]DeeperBlue Forums - View Single Post - Poor viz in the south west uk[/ame]
[ame="http://forums.deeperblue.net/showpost.php?p=560100&postcount=143"]DeeperBlue Forums - View Single Post - Dorset Spearfishing[/ame]
*(I hope "rum & raisin ice cream" is not a euphemism)

 

[island_sands]

I think this is the humerous thread (pissettes, etc.), the Dorset thread is just... a little stomach churning occasionally:

http://forums.deeperblue.net/showpost.php?p=566447&postcount=243*
http://forums.deeperblue.net/showpost.php?p=566469&postcount=246
http://forums.deeperblue.net/showpost.php?p=566499&postcount=248
http://forums.deeperblue.net/showpost.php?p=560458&postcount=1
http://forums.deeperblue.net/showpost.php?p=560100&postcount=143
*(I hope "rum & raisin ice cream" is not a euphemism)

ugh! :yack :yack

That's just naaasty! I heard about some surfers in Cornwall getting horrible skin infections due to the water content.