Christmas fare - Turducken

[apneaboy]

Manalive ????rofl

And anyway Podge, do you know what job Manalive! does on a weekend? Maybe you can guess by his name on here.

I said a sausage in beef curtains, not a sausage chucked up Oxford road!

rofl

Manalive! Sunday scuba working, poss try and do Saturday, but i'm about to get to the time of year when i've got a few midweek days off each week so i'll be doing quite a few trips, i'll speak to you tonight

 

[manalive!]

Apneaboy,

Two words for you:

Torch, Torch

 

[apneaboy]

Its not going to fit, and i'm not doing it!

 

[podge]

Now, now, you two lovelies play nice.:girlie:girlierofl
Can’t have a couple of mancs getting all frosty with each other over a “bearded clam”, a set of “beef curtains”, or any type of “torch” play……roflroflrofl

 

[apneaboy]

I gave it to him in the pool last night no probs big boy.

 

[podge]

sweet roflroflroflroflrofl

 

[manalive!]

It was a bit tight at first, but once I gripped the body tightly I managed to pull the end off and get some new batteries in.

 

[podge]

roflroflroflWrong-un’s, the pair of you.roflroflrofl

 

[manalive!]

No idea what you're talking about. I put some new batteries in a torch, what's wrong with that?

 

[apneaboy]

Ye, you dodgy southern weirdo. Get a grip.

 

[apneaboy]

It's like having a fat version of finbar Saunders haha(

(look up the geordie adult humour comic Viz)

 

[manalive!]

Yeh, where are the moderators when you need them?

 

[podge]

Yeh, where are the moderators when you need them?

I’m like the air that you breathe, all around!!!!!

Whats the profound statement going to be then?
Not much wrong with the one you have…!roflrofl:t

 

[manalive!]

I've just had a left over curry for lunch, so the air around me is pretty rank at the moment.

 

[apneaboy]

I’m like the air that you breathe, all around!!!!!

Whats the profound statement going to be then?
Not much wrong with the one you have…!roflrofl:t

You are certainly all round.

Bring your combine harvester up for some proper divin big boy