Dogs maul Alligator (don't look if you're squeamish)

[sinkweight]

Warren, the offer to take some of my money off my hands still stands if you know how to build websites. Maybe I'll just build you a nice custom home, gratis!

Thanks Jim! Unfortunately I just never learned all that web stuff. The only thing I know how to do on computer is utilize Adobe Photoshop and Illustrator.

A free house sounds nice. Would you have the plans for the originial "Brady Bunch" house?

Also, if I had a dime for every time I couldn't give out well-earned reputation, I'd not only build you a house, I'd pay my way through architecture school to make sure my giant Mini-golf style JimDoe-head house (with rolling, blinking eyes) would stand up to any hurricane any god or gods would impose.

 

[DeepThought]

I like it when you get all educational on us.
You forgot one somewhat disputable poperty of the spotted hyena.. especially regarding the females. Since such anatomy discussions might not be appropriate here's a link to an educational site, feel free to check the 3rd paragraph:
[ame]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spotted_Hyena[/ame]

Also, the Lion is the king of the animal kingdom not because of his wonderful physical abilities, but because he lives like a king: he has a bunch of lionesses to catch his meat and mate with him while he lays under a tree most days. Now that's how I'de wanna live.

 

[sinkweight]

I left that one part out for the same reason, ha ha ha ha! That's where the labor and delivery problem comes into play.

Although the club handshake ain't a bad way to greet and meet. HA HA!

Seriously.

 

[Oldsarge]

You also left out the part that hyena cubs are fratricidal, like raptors. No matter how many are born, only one survives to weaning!

 

[sinkweight]

Hmmm. Yes. Very ROMAN.

One of among 11 other interesting facts that we (as humans) might reflect on. Very "turn your head away" things that we humans share the same vicious, natural pecking-order with.

 

[jimdoe2you]

I'm just happy that as the youngest and only boy, my four older sisters allowed me to live!!!! They could have quartered me with their bare hands :t .

rofl rofl rofl

 

[jimdoe2you]

....................Oh yeah, there was always a long standing joke that even though I was raised with all those girls and dressed in their hand me down Halloween costums, ......................"I did not turn out gay or as a cross dresser."

I still celebrate Halloween though.

 

[BatRay]

Just curious Sinky - have you heard of a substance called hyena butter? I'm not a hyena fan, but that just put it over the top :yack.