Finally February!

[icarus pacific]

Those of you stalwart DB fans that held off sending me PM's and mails calling me a worthless maggot for taking this long to get the Contests going again, I thank you.:blackeye Those that didn't, you're right. :wave


OK, so now that we're all friends again, lets get down to what's really important- getting free stuff for being funny.

Below, you'll no doubt see a little photo that once you click it and it's all nice and big, will reveal a wetsuit lover's wet dream. :inlove I made a little trek to the new freedive shop in West Sacramento to look up on things and do a meet and greet with the staff, the article of which is soon to be seen here. Suffice it to say, I haven't seen as much rubber since High School Health 101.

So click on the shot to see better and then get your funny on. A word, a sentence or two, a stanza... it's all good. And get this... Not being one to rip into the larder too often, lest the hierarchy get miffed, this month's winner will score a genuine deal- Dale Pearson, he of gonetobaja fame, Gone to Baja Adventure Tours -- Home, and survivor of a weekend with me without totally pissing me off, has kicked down a copy of his DVD, Treasures of Gonzaga, for you to screen, over and over again. It gets no better.

And I promise I'll be back with the winner on time. I hope. :mute

 

[Amphibious]

the storage room for a remake of "Thunderball"

 

[trux]

Hmm, I'd tell that it is just Jimdoe2You's wardrobe. Well, at second look I think it is only the left part of it.

 

[Pocoshower]

hey, this global warming just make our business slow !!!!

 

[Rogert]

As u can see, i have plenty more incase u have any accidents in the water

 

[deep thinker]

Now that the heart rate is back to normal, after seeing vision of absolute perfection, biiggg inhale through nose, "aghhh nothing like the smell of neoprene in the mornin and afternoon and evenin" got to stop lookin at the pic now gettin all glassy eyed like the wife when we step into the summer sale shelves at foshini rofl . Ill just go sit and stare at my desktop with a stupid dreamy look on my face now thank you...

 

[Dobs]

Who cares if there are any prizes in this contest...
This is my new desktop wallpaper!!!

 

[kmo]

"I know I left some wetsuits around here somewhere....

Damned camouflage."

 

[Jon]

Imelda Marcos get's into freediving.

Jon

 

[spearheads]

oh crap were did i hang mine.

 

[Adrian]

This was Lucas's original inspiration for "Attack of the Clones". Unfortunately he couldn't get Elios to make shiny white wetsuits and PFI's silvery suits bounced the phaser fire off each other making it virtually impossible to kill off the clones bfore they were shut down. After several camera men were wounded from bouncing fire, he decided to go for that cheap white leaky plastic we are so familiar with. It's a pity, there were some good freediving scenes in the making.

 

[podge]

All those suits and they still haven’t got one my size!

 

[Oldsarge]

"Wetsuits in drydock"--Mrs. Sarge

 

[Oldsarge]

I know some people with latex fetishes, but this is rediculous!

 

[AltSaint]

Neo prene Matrix IV - The Rubber-Wear-House

 

[Lammy]

"from minnow through to whale..."

 

[fcallagy]

yeah but do any of yours have a p valve ?

 

[sanso]

Dear people at elios,

I think this time I got the measurements right,
they go ...

 

[Marwan]

i think its comfortable to say "Nice Rack" without getting prosectuted

 

[Aquagurl]

Hell...i only ordered one