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Itchy thighs...

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Well so far the advice goes:

Use baby oil
Dive naked
and have a good spanking!

wow, makes me remember all the reasons why I started freediving in the first place rofl
 
#22
As a baby you were forced, under thread of spanking, to dive naked?

Test wearing different pants in the ocean. And wear you suit in the chlorinated pool and see if it also itches? Have you got the itching diving in just a swimsuit? - Simple elimination of possible problems here.

But a very nice topic to start here, could it be you just started it to wet our imagination of gently scratching your curves?
I'm sure many would love to help you out :D

Love, Courage and Water,

Kars
 
#23
Kars said:
But a very nice topic to start here, could it be you just started it to wet our imagination of gently scratching your curves?
I'm sure many would love to help you out :D
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Hey Kars, be careful with that mate, it could be a scam....

A few years ago as a young accounting graduate I was walking to work and there was a lovely looking lass with little shorts and a little white tshirt covering her voluptuous top half, she was halfway up a stepladder with a bucket and sponge trying to wash the window of a pub. She wasn't doing a good job of it because she kept on getting more water on her shirt than the window. Anyway, as I walked past she asked me scratch her leg as it was very itchy and she couldn't put the bucket or sponge down. Being a gentleman I agreed to help her out and started scratching said leg. She said the itch was getting higher up so I started scratching her thigh and she got very excited and asked me to scratch harder and harder and higher, to which I naturally obliged as she looked quite itchy. After I thought she had been scratched enough I set back on my way and then a dude jumped out of a doorway and "apparently" i'd been setup for a tv show, she never was itchy in the first place! Well I never....

Anyway my question is this... Madam Sands were you in Sydney in 2001???
 
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