Alright, you heckler.
Recent pictures (5 minutes old) fer y'all at Deeperblue.net.
Here I am at the helm of Scatterbrain 2000. My Deeperblue dedicated "work" station, here at my cubicle, in lovely Dallas, Texas.
The second is the Weight Sled. A 2005 Volkswagen Jetta TDI GLS Turbodiesel wagon. The engineers at Volkswagen called me up and asked me what I needed in a car this year.
I told them, rubbing my chin, "I need a compact 4-door with plenty of room. I'm thinkin' 'wagon' this time fellers. Somethin' that gets about 50 mpg to get me to various bodies of water around Texas with enough money left over for a pair of fins, a wetsuit, and a cheap date."
They got right to work on it. And, by the time my two-year-old loan application had been approved, they had it all shined up off the end of the production line, sent it to Houston, and had it hauled over to the old Sinky-shack. Oh, I forgot to mention that I had opted for all the sport option extras, so now it can quickly transform into a submarine.