March Caption Contest

Amphibious

Working Class Spearo

Mar 17, 2002

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• Mar 20, 2003

• #41

After too many episodes of "Tour of Duty" Sven just lost himself in the Drama....

"Hi! I'm Charlie the Tu..."

THWOCK!


:head (c'mon - scraping the bottom of the barrle here....)

Willer

 

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fuzz

Hawaiian transplant...

Sep 9, 2002

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• Mar 20, 2003

• #42

Originally posted by rigdvr
With all of California's new regulations, this is the only thing legal to shoot...:head

Click to expand...

So depressingly true............ :head

 

Griff

Certified SCUBA Rider

May 7, 2002

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• Mar 24, 2003

• #43

after listening in on a conversation between his older brother and his friends, little Johnnie rushed off to fetch his dad's speargun. a few minutes later, he looked down at his accomplishment and puzzled to himself "hmmm, i wonder what all the fuss is about"

 

Pezman

We pee deep. Ew!

Sep 24, 2002

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• Mar 25, 2003

• #44

Figure 1. Armored tuna vs armor piercing spear

From "Build Your First Armor Piercing Speargun - A Beginners Primer", by Contributing Writer & Sultan of Smooth, Sven Anderson.

 

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Narced

New Member

Nov 7, 2002

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• Mar 26, 2003

• #45

"Starkist: When We SAY Dolphin-Safe Tuna - We MEAN Dolphin-Safe Tuna!"

If only...:hmm

 

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thin_air

Alphabet

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• Mar 26, 2003

• #46

"MOM, dad's hunting in the pantry again"

"after being cooped up inside for days because of the storm, sven had to find something to shoot at"

 

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divedog

New Member

Jul 21, 2002

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• Mar 30, 2003

• #47

"sorry charleene, only the best tasting tuna gets to be eaten and shafted"

 

Reactions: Sharky

Pezman

We pee deep. Ew!

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• Mar 31, 2003

• #48

Aquilles foils Sven's bid for 2J-KK'03 top-dog.

 

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thin_air

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• Apr 1, 2003

• #49

im just waiting for sven to annouce the winner, and all i can think about is him saying this is some big april fools joke:duh

 

icarus pacific

Human-in-training

Nov 7, 2001

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• Apr 4, 2003

• #50

The wait was worth it!!


Hey, the DB judges had reports to finish... :hmm Anyways, here's the rundown. First off, where the Hell was Abri?! C'mon boet, you're not gonna give up eh? Too busy repairing the euros to post a few? :girlie And what's with the same ol' lose, er, members entering? What's a guy gottan do to get a few of the masses here??

It was between Bill with his memory aided rendition of the original ad, Loopy's Bible bit, Griff's take on Euro gun strength :girlie and Jon's take on the commercial too. DiveDog... I got it if now one else did


So for the first time in the history of the Contests, a Hawaiian guy WINS!! You da guy Bill!! Not bad for a Canuck ex-pat gone kanaka! Well, it was a tie. :hmm Jon exhibited his usual prowess with the puns and gets a DB mug as well.

Send me your Tshirt sizes or if you want a mug and I'll forward the request to those efficient DB heads of State :duh From then on, I'm not responsible, eh? :king


Congrats and get with this Month's contest!!


sven

 

Bill

Baron of Breathold

Oct 17, 2001

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• Apr 4, 2003

• #51

I won, I won

Thanks Sven, thanks judge(s). March was a very good month. The diet isn't going well so I'm still a large. If I get rid of the excess insulation, my tiny wife can always use it for a mu mu.
Aloha
Bill

 

Jon

Dairyland diver

Supporter

Apr 7, 2001

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• Apr 4, 2003

• #52

Alright!!

I now have a mug to go with my "cyber-diving" until the lakes thaw.

Thanks again Sven and the DB staff.

Jon

 

icarus pacific

Human-in-training

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• Apr 6, 2003

• #53

Otay then Bill and Jon, PM me or email me with full names, adresses and directions to your legal aged daughters and I'll forward to the ever efficient :hmm DB staff in charge of stamp licking.

Congrats and get after the April voting wars!


sven