MAY Contest!!

[Amphibious]

Looking Down...

"hehe - that tickles! Yeah baby Yeah - now how 'bout trying this one? "

 

[Adrian]

I hope Jay doesn't find out how I really nicked his cup!


Adrian

 

[Griff]

Trust the Auzzies to come up with the boomer-shaft

 

[Uli]

Second t-shirt?

Hi Sven,

I have just received my second deeperblue-t-shirt. I did not know, that co-winning february's contest meant lifelong monthly t-shirts...
Or was it all a mistake? :waterwork

In that case (to avoid the horrendous shipping costs) I have to participate in your contests until I win a second time...

Have fun y'all
Uli

 

[Erik]

"S...H....A...F...T....M....A...D....E....I...N....I....T...A...L...Y"
-eye test results: 20/20 vision

Erik Y.

 

[Pekka]

I thought my spear was straight but no it is bent...

Ouch..I thought I could just clean my sinuses, but it was much more difficult to get in than out...!!!

 

[Shadowkiller]

"The prizes at this years Spearfishing tournament were kinda crappy..."

 

[andrsn]

Aw gheeeez, fellas. I coulda sworn it was a manatee! :blackeye

Anderson

 

[Bill]

Mo' bettah than
A poke in the eye with a sharp stick
(but not much mo' bettah)
Bill

 

[fjohnson]

aye, aye. I.. eye.. I.. eye.. ieee, ieee... :duh

 

[bdurrett]

Short but sweet

oh............... DAMN!

 

[bdurrett]

OK, here's a Lame one

"When the spear hits your eye,
like a big Octopii,
That's a Moray!

When your spear shaft is bent
and your buddies tank has a dent,
That's a Moray!"

rofl

 

[bdurrett]

And finally.....

"Look guys, if I have told you once, I have told you a THOUSAND times! Be careful where you lay your toys. Now I have to go and fix the flat on the boat trailer."

or

"Hey! Watch where you are throwing that thing! You could poke somebody's eye out. OW!" :hmm

 

[unirdna]

"It looked like a halibut to me" :duh

 

[Jon]

Taken from the BBC news site

"Military analysts are puzzling over what caused the deaths of all 70 crew members on board a conventionally-powered Chinese submarine. "

Sven, how did this happen again?

 

[Ward2]

A scene from "Spear Wars"...

'...It's was like the sound of a thousand fish & abalone crying out at once...and then silenced...'

-Sven, Jedi Spearfisherman :martial

 

[Ward2]

An answer to that age old question...

'What happens when an irresistible force hits an impenetrable object?' :head

 

[Ward2]

A rare photo of Sven in his earlier 'Circus' days...

Sven "The Viking" - a Circus Strongman - prepares himself for the amazing 'In one nostril, out the other' trick. :hmm

 

[Ward2]

A bent shaft...the anti-drug. :ban

 

[fjohnson]

No fish, but another 10" higher and I'da had that seagul that was sitting on the post. It coulda been fine feathered food for supper. Scared the crap outta him anyway.