Recently, rumors have been spread from reliable sources that Deeperblue will be acquiring a new, central headquarters. According to oceanographic real estate and business analyst George Hawker, there are only a handful of structures that would appropriately accommodate such a dive industry-based company.
"The word in the oceanographic sector is that they [Deeperblue] are looking for a mobile, submersible, internet-ready facility to move into..." states Hawker, "Off-hand, I can only think of one compages that might fit the bill."
Hawker, of course, refers to the Hall of Doom, an enormous, black steel dome structure that posesses the extraordinary ability to emerge from any body of water in the world at any given time.
The Hall of Doom, designed by supervillians Lex Luthor and Braniac in the late 1960's, began construction in 1970 as a counterpart to the Superfriends Justice League's Hall of Justice. Due to management setbacks within Luthercorp, [Lex] Luthor's primary source of income, construction was halted in 1971. Following a unsuccessful tortuous interference lawsuit against Luthorcorp, in which a kryptonite-laden Superman failed to appear in court, Luthor regained legal costs in time to finish construction of the Hall of Doom in 1973.
Following an early retirement in 1987, Lex Luthor still resides in Eldorado, a renowned exclusive golf community in Palm Springs, California. Luthorcorp, however, under the current corporate chairman, Michael Eisner, has failed to stay in the forefront of technology and weapons markets. A decline in interest from both domestic and overseas investors circumvented future business strategies, following a failed attempt to terrorize the entire world with horde of innumerable, self-replicating, lightning-breathing, flying crystaline spiders.
"You just can't compete with Japanese technological entities in the ever-evolving world market when you're still hell-bent on grandstanding," explains University of Texas socio-economics professor Bret Dartling, "For the last five years, Luthorcorp has been funneling 95% of its tender into unsuccessfully developing a giant zeppelin in which to transport giant Lothgronian Ice Beasts to unsuspecting nations...all the while, Europe has been in prevailing in its attempts to simplify processes of warhead guidance-nanochip manufacturing. It's a bygone business practice, and it doesn't even compute on paper. Now [Michael] Eisner is forced to layoff 20,000 henchmen, mad scientists, piddling sycophants and liquidate 46% of its assets. From what I hear, the Hall of Doom is the first to go."
Indeed, the infamous Hall of Doom was put up for online auction on Ebay earlier this week. With a starting bid of $988,300.25, one should wonder if Deeperblue's Stephen Whelan might click on the "Buy it Now!" button. Whelan and Deeperblue.net's forum mentors were unavailable for comment during the time of this thread, but there's an aura of suspicion that [Whelan] will be observing Performance Freediving International Team's world record attempts in Cayman from within the dark, void, nefarious gaze of the Hall of Doom.
"The word in the oceanographic sector is that they [Deeperblue] are looking for a mobile, submersible, internet-ready facility to move into..." states Hawker, "Off-hand, I can only think of one compages that might fit the bill."
Hawker, of course, refers to the Hall of Doom, an enormous, black steel dome structure that posesses the extraordinary ability to emerge from any body of water in the world at any given time.
The Hall of Doom, designed by supervillians Lex Luthor and Braniac in the late 1960's, began construction in 1970 as a counterpart to the Superfriends Justice League's Hall of Justice. Due to management setbacks within Luthercorp, [Lex] Luthor's primary source of income, construction was halted in 1971. Following a unsuccessful tortuous interference lawsuit against Luthorcorp, in which a kryptonite-laden Superman failed to appear in court, Luthor regained legal costs in time to finish construction of the Hall of Doom in 1973.
Following an early retirement in 1987, Lex Luthor still resides in Eldorado, a renowned exclusive golf community in Palm Springs, California. Luthorcorp, however, under the current corporate chairman, Michael Eisner, has failed to stay in the forefront of technology and weapons markets. A decline in interest from both domestic and overseas investors circumvented future business strategies, following a failed attempt to terrorize the entire world with horde of innumerable, self-replicating, lightning-breathing, flying crystaline spiders.
"You just can't compete with Japanese technological entities in the ever-evolving world market when you're still hell-bent on grandstanding," explains University of Texas socio-economics professor Bret Dartling, "For the last five years, Luthorcorp has been funneling 95% of its tender into unsuccessfully developing a giant zeppelin in which to transport giant Lothgronian Ice Beasts to unsuspecting nations...all the while, Europe has been in prevailing in its attempts to simplify processes of warhead guidance-nanochip manufacturing. It's a bygone business practice, and it doesn't even compute on paper. Now [Michael] Eisner is forced to layoff 20,000 henchmen, mad scientists, piddling sycophants and liquidate 46% of its assets. From what I hear, the Hall of Doom is the first to go."
Indeed, the infamous Hall of Doom was put up for online auction on Ebay earlier this week. With a starting bid of $988,300.25, one should wonder if Deeperblue's Stephen Whelan might click on the "Buy it Now!" button. Whelan and Deeperblue.net's forum mentors were unavailable for comment during the time of this thread, but there's an aura of suspicion that [Whelan] will be observing Performance Freediving International Team's world record attempts in Cayman from within the dark, void, nefarious gaze of the Hall of Doom.
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