Welcome. The survey option list above is incomplete (you forgot the more defensive & hostile options!) & you should have allowed multiple selections as I have, I confess, told the shark joke when asked about my dive knife!*
But it's not my usual response.
*It's important to tell kids you are joking though, as they sometimes take such glib comments seriously.
Thanks for the welcome!
Haha, yeah I didn't include the rather hostile ones.
I wanted it to be light and funny, just something different.