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Feb 9, 2004
A seal and his girlfriend were taking a drive in her car.
Suddenly the engine started spluttering so the seal told his girlfriend to pull into a nearby garage so the mechanic could have a look at it.
"Take about 30 minutes to find out what the problem is," said the mechanic, "Why don't you come back then."

So the seal and his girlfriend took a strole to a nearby shop. She bought herself a Pepsi and he bought an icecream. It was a fairly warm day and as the seal and his girlfriend were walking back to the garage, his icecream started to melt down the front of him. The seal had finally finished his icecream just as they walking back into workshop, with half his icecream down his front.

The mechanic had his head under the bonnet of the car as they approached, and when he realised they had returned he looked at the lady seal and said, "You've blown a seal."

"Nah," she said, "It's just icecream."
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