stoned fish or diver?

[jtkwest]

I was diving on this wreck when i saw a square fish!! It was a grouper, a SQUARE GROUPER so I took a shot and HIT it! but i was the one who was stoned!!! so I took it to the dock to the FISH SCALE! it was three kilos the marine patrol said , then ARRESTED ME!!!! Stay away from square groupers!!

 

[Pastor]

You'll have to explain that to me, I don't understand

 

[podge]

Hello jtkwest, take it from one who has had a lot of practice, when you’re sat there and are all s**t faced DON’T press the submit new thread or submit new post key.

 

[Spaniard]

Yeah it's terrible when people who are quite clearly lashed, submit their drunken ramblings to us poor folk...:naughty

 

[spaghetti]

It doesn't sound to me like mate is drunk. I think he's just reporting that he shot an undersized protected fish and the cops took him to jail. Simple as that. :friday
The warden threw a party in the county jail.
The prison band was there and they began to wail.
The band was jumpin and the joint began to swing.
You shouldve heard those knocked out jailbirds sing.
Lets rock, everybody, lets rock.
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin to the jailhouse rock.

 

[seguyette]

I had to look it up too, but for those still curious:
Urban Dictionary: square grouper

 

[spaghetti]

I had to look it up too, but for those still curious:
Urban Dictionary: square grouper

If you can't shoot it, smoke it!
roflroflroflrofl

 

[Whopperhead]

You got some bad luck BUD- It's too bad they through you in the JOINT. Have you gone to court for this yet?- I'm betting the judge will throw out the case

 

[jimdoe2you]

Guys , I just saw this thread. Here in Florida a "Square Grouper" was a slang term for a bail of marijuana that would be found floating off of the coast along south east florida, typically along the keys up to miami. Drug runners would through them over board at night if they thought they were being pursued, so these square grouper would often wash up onto the beaches!

In north palm beach there is a hidden little outide bar on the ocean that is very popular across the water way from the jupiter light house called "The Square Grouper"

Square Grouper - Tiki Bar at Castaway's Marina - Jupiter, FL

Great Place!!!!!!!!

 

[Erik]

Buahahaha! 3 kilos of that will get you better than 3 kilos of tuna on the open market haha.

 

[WhaleTail]

I know what "Square Grouper" is! I lived in the Keys before!! This grouper is square indeed and green! The police decided you exceeded your bag limit hu? rofl

 

[foxfish]

Just as I thought, it was only a matter of time before "Jim" turned up on the latest drug thread. rofl

 

[island_sands]

I was diving on this wreck when i saw a square fish!! It was a grouper, a SQUARE GROUPER so I took a shot and HIT it! but i was the one who was stoned!!! so I took it to the dock to the FISH SCALE! it was three kilos the marine patrol said , then ARRESTED ME!!!! Stay away from square groupers!!

holy crap!
what was the outcome? "i have never seen this package before Sir"! rofl

 

[jtkwest]

holy crap!
what was the outcome? "i have never seen this package before Sir"! rofl

HOW DID YOU KNOW ? That is exactly what I said. I was susequently released on a technicality. Thank jah for that! ,(It seems the judge and FMPatrol put my Square Grouper in their smokers and had a party!)

 

[bgill]

Street value of a "square grouper" that size "up here" in Wisconsin is about $12,672!!!!:head

Wow...I could get all the freediving gear I'd ever want with that kinda ching! :t

Lucky the cops did'nt just say you were trying to "recover" YOUR weed and bust you for it...Seeing that you brought it ashore or got caught while trying to bring it ashore and all....:naughty They could've even busted you for any other "Identical" square groupers found in the area. They keep a close eye on these areas where a "grouper" is found. They do watch for and bust people trying to "recover" some of thier stash....Especially if it's a "WHITE GROUPER" worth MUCH more money...

You got lucky my friend....Whew!

By the way....Another question I wanted to ask is....Were the "square grouper's" surrounded by "puffer fish"???!!!rofl

 

[Whopperhead]

bgill - i'm wondering........how do you know the street value of that amount of weed????????????? hmmmmmm

 

[tuffstuff]

a square grouper is aka a "bail" drugs that are wrapped up and droppin in the ocean by planes then retrieved by boats..sometimes they miss a few and they float away.

 

[deep thinker]

Now that you got away from the cops just hope the original owner does not come knockin and ask around about what happend to his parcel :martial