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The Job Predictor!

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iceselkie

where did the summer go?
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Iceselkie, Your ideal job is a Funeral Director.
And, apparently with my real name, my ideal job is a Satan.

Why is it so hard for goths to get work? Because all they can do is mope the floors and depress the buttons.
 

drunkinbda

The boys are back in town
Jul 11, 2004
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haha merlin... the only thing im worried about is that i dont have any job experience.. although i guess me and iceselkie could possibly go into business for a short period!!

what'd ya think ice??
 

iceselkie

where did the summer go?
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OK, just sign your eternal soul, I mean your name on the dotted line..

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Mwuahaha!
 

Random

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Mar 28, 2005
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Umm for my real name I got ....... Trained assasin
and for my alais i got.................Soap actor?
wierd
 

shaneshac

FIN TRASHER
Oct 8, 2002
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My real name i am the Prime Minister

My Nick = Funeral Director rofl rofl rofl
 

efattah

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For my real name I got Church Minister.
For my self-selected magical name I got:
"tox ds zilodarp a ors", Your ideal job is a God.
 
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Pastor

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Real name = Porn star
Screen name = Prostitute
rofl
JHC Who coded that site?? Who ever it was never clapped eyes on me rofl
 

BennyB

will freedive for beer
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Real name = Insurance Fraudster... woohoo!!

The sort-of funny thing is that we were robbed a couple of weeks ago :duh Should have seen me ranting at my wife - "Of course it was the extended edition of the Lord of the Rings, can't you remember???"

I hope Mr Insurance man isn't a DB enthusiast...

In any case, I think I would prefer to be an Insurance Fraudster than BennyB's job.....Sewage Worker!!! :yack :yack :yack
 

Adrian

Deeper Blue Beachcomber
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DB name was "Headteacher" and whole name was "mermaid" ...maybe it knows something I don't???

Adrian
 

drunkinbda

The boys are back in town
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hmm..interestig contrasts.. as you know my real name tells me im a suicide bomber... turns out my sn says ill be a super hero...
 
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sinkweight

fat flotilla
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Well as sinkweight, I'd be a Prime Minister

As my full name, I'd play for Aberdeen. I'm going to assume this predictor hasn't seen my hand/eye coordination "skills".....much less me in a football [soccer] outfit.

I don't look good in red, anyway.

Does mixing gatorade count as "playing"?

hmmm. Perhaps it meant playing Aberdeen's fighting song over the Jumbotron?
 

JMD

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james dahl, Your ideal job is a Lap Dancer

ummm a 6'3" 293 lb lap dancer... I'm stunned, don't quite know what to say...
 

Merlin

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JMD said:
james dahl, Your ideal job is a Lap Dancer

ummm a 6'3" 293 lb lap dancer... I'm stunned, don't quite know what to say...

Sneek peak of JMD on the job :D
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drunkinbda

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sinkweight said:
.....much less me in a football [soccer] outfit.

wow..im very impressed...gettin my roommates at school to call it football is worse than pullin teeth from a tiger...

yo JMD... you up for hire next time DB has an extravaganza? lol
 
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