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The Job Predictor!

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Iceselkie, Your ideal job is a Funeral Director.
And, apparently with my real name, my ideal job is a Satan.

Why is it so hard for goths to get work? Because all they can do is mope the floors and depress the buttons.
 
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haha merlin... the only thing im worried about is that i dont have any job experience.. although i guess me and iceselkie could possibly go into business for a short period!!

what'd ya think ice??
 
OK, just sign your eternal soul, I mean your name on the dotted line..

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Mwuahaha!
 
Umm for my real name I got ....... Trained assasin
and for my alais i got.................Soap actor?
wierd
 
My real name i am the Prime Minister

My Nick = Funeral Director rofl rofl rofl
 
For my real name I got Church Minister.
For my self-selected magical name I got:
"tox ds zilodarp a ors", Your ideal job is a God.
 
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Real name = Porn star
Screen name = Prostitute
rofl
JHC Who coded that site?? Who ever it was never clapped eyes on me rofl
 
Real name = Insurance Fraudster... woohoo!!

The sort-of funny thing is that we were robbed a couple of weeks ago :duh Should have seen me ranting at my wife - "Of course it was the extended edition of the Lord of the Rings, can't you remember???"

I hope Mr Insurance man isn't a DB enthusiast...

In any case, I think I would prefer to be an Insurance Fraudster than BennyB's job.....Sewage Worker!!! :yack :yack :yack
 
cool as... Deepest Bear's ideal job is Cowboy!
 
DB name was "Headteacher" and whole name was "mermaid" ...maybe it knows something I don't???

Adrian
 
hmm..interestig contrasts.. as you know my real name tells me im a suicide bomber... turns out my sn says ill be a super hero...
 
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Well as sinkweight, I'd be a Prime Minister

As my full name, I'd play for Aberdeen. I'm going to assume this predictor hasn't seen my hand/eye coordination "skills".....much less me in a football [soccer] outfit.

I don't look good in red, anyway.

Does mixing gatorade count as "playing"?

hmmm. Perhaps it meant playing Aberdeen's fighting song over the Jumbotron?
 
james dahl, Your ideal job is a Lap Dancer

ummm a 6'3" 293 lb lap dancer... I'm stunned, don't quite know what to say...
 
JMD said:
james dahl, Your ideal job is a Lap Dancer

ummm a 6'3" 293 lb lap dancer... I'm stunned, don't quite know what to say...
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Sneek peak of JMD on the job
 
sinkweight said:
.....much less me in a football [soccer] outfit.
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wow..im very impressed...gettin my roommates at school to call it football is worse than pullin teeth from a tiger...

yo JMD... you up for hire next time DB has an extravaganza? lol
 
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