You know you're a spearo when...

[iceselkie]

You don't "swim" around in a lake, you "sneak" around...

 

[laminar]

When you go to a public swimming pool and start pulling the trigger at big and healthy humans until your buddy shakes you out of your third hallucination of the day.

I'm not a spearo, but I had the strange experience of lying on the bottom of the pool in Vancouver that's 137m long, watching all the people swim back and forth and feeling like they were a school of giant slow moving fish. I was really, really weird.

 

[JPPLAY]

When u practice everyday in the pool and u hold your breath in the bathtub just to dive an inch deeper to reach that deep cave with those big groupers.

That just dangerous. If you want to be a living breathing spearo don't do it.

 

[bluecape]

You don't "swim" around in a lake, you "sneak" around...

rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

 

[Buster Lung]

I also hold my breath in between stations on the train.

I used to do that until I blacked out on the non stop express between London and Aberdeen!zzz

 

[Spaniard]

The only French word you know is Agachon

 

[Spiderman]

You approach snorkellers on the beach as the leave the sea and ask what they saw in a manner to suggest that you know nothing about snorkelling or fish before running to get your speargun for that "big grey fish - no idea what it was mate" that has just been described to you

 

[portinfer]

"Ahhh luuuuve the smell of neoprene first thing in the morning..."

 

[Doc]

your girlfriend says to you...... "I hate the summer you permenantly stink of piss and fish"........,

Try shaving off your beardrofl rofl

 

[spaghetti]

when your spearguns have names, like Jenny, Jane, Jemima, Jasmine..errrr yeah, well at elast mine do

So right Mishu!
...or names like Pino, Pippo, Salame, Cignale, Jacopo, Mario, Simone and Truciolo (and I've recently sold Mimmo and Tiziano, both carbon excaliburs).

 

[foxfish]

Someone recently named my mamba "black death":martial
Doc, that was funny

 

[Pocoshower]

When you feel real bad and want to cry for days because that big fish you coudn't shoot because you were loading the gun.

When you feel real bad and want to cry for days because that big fish got loose after a bad shoot.

 

[Loveboater]

your girlfriend says to you...... "I hate the summer you permenantly stink of piss and fish"........, didnt hear her complain about all the bass she was eating

What if she stinks of piss and fish? Mine does..... And I don't complain

 

[IB Boyd]

When you show up monday at work, your co workers dont say "how was your weekend?" they say "whatchya Kill this weekend?" then "bring me any?"

 

[podge]

What if she stinks of piss and fish? Mine does..... And I don't complain

Loveboater, is your Mrs.’s a nurse in the NHS as well?

 

[Loveboater]

Unfortunately not.... she spears as well.

She shot her first conger last weekend, I was soo proud!

 

[podge]

Unfortunately not.... she spears as well.

She shot her first conger last weekend, I was soo proud!

Nice one how big was it?
You ought to watch out she doesn’t get to much of a liking for shooting conger’s or it may be metal pants time.

 

[Loveboater]

It was pretty small, a couple/three pound maybe. I think it tought her a lesson though by tangling up her string and wrapping itself around her gun and arms.

Cant blame her for going ubndersize though, I have been telling her 2 inches is actually 6 inches for ages.

 

[Trident]

when you watch the movie Finding Nemo in your wetsuit.

when the security guard at the aquarium askes you what you plan to do with those fins.

when you find yourself laying on the floor in the back of the local pet shop staring at the salt water fish

 

[octopus]

...when you have a central bald spot on your hairy chest?