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2004's First Caption Contest

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bdurrett

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Coming Soon to a Cinema Near You

The brand new comedy starring Sven, Mrs. Sven, and the mini-Sven's titled:


"Honey, I Shrunk The Fins!"

rofl
 
shaneshac

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This is clearly an edited Scene from Tom Hanks Movie "BIG"

Just imagine how his small speedos looked :D
 
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LioKai

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(in the voice of Jeff Foxworthy)

"If you've ever gottin' so drunk that you've willingly photographed yourself wearin' nothin' but your children's swim fins;
you might be a redneck"


:friday
 
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tylerz

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His look of dismay was startling as the hunters informed him that ducks were not so easily to be confused.
 
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LioKai

Did Anyone Else See That
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"Hey honey! Come check out my prize for winning the 'Best Caption' contest!!!"
 
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Uli

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Although Sven had really tried everything to play the main character in the movie "Convoy" (see picture), the producers have finally chosen Kris Kristofferson...

Cheers
Uli
 
IB Boyd

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at times, wearing a peice of brightly colored gear has been proven to attract fish........wearing brighly colored mis-sized gear in the buff will attract fish, lifeguards, police, and employees from the local assylum.
 
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Those toes

ain't goin' fit in them fins

my mind said

but my heart told my head

Thoes Toes WILL

fit in them fins
 
Adrian

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Reporter: Sven, you must be delighted that the IOC finally recognizes freediving as an Olympic sport.

Sven: Absolutely! However we're still haggling over equipment restrictions, they seem to have taken quite literally my statement that "Freediving is still in it's infancy!"

Adrian
 
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Uli

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Thanks to Sven's new tantric finning technique,
size doesn't matter anymore! :D

Cheers
Uli
 
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Jason Billows

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Martin Stepanek looking for a little more challenge in his upcoming record attempt.
 
shaneshac

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Sport Billy fins did not quite work this time.
 
Murat

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Well, sven is hallucinationing, he tought they were hybrids don't blame him, its normal i clicked contensts thread after 2.5 liter beer instead of spero section.

Cheers Sven:friday
 
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Adrian

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Mrs. Sven: "Honey, come out of the bathroom now, those fins were meant for the kids!"

Sven: "NOOOO! THEY'RE MINE MINE MINE!!!"

Mrs. Sven: (Sighing), "I knew we shouldn't have taken him to see 'Lord of the Rings!'"


Adrian
 
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unirdna

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[thinking].....well, at least they'll be faster than forcefins.
 
Pezman

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The carelessly read e-mail offer ...

Sven, seeking to improve the performance of one of his favorite spearguns, a beloved Wong R-RH61 past its prime, answers an e-mail that seemingly promises to revitalize his Wong and make it perform like new -- maybe even better. In fact, the letter seems to claim that the gun will become substantially larger. In his mind's eye, he envisions it graduating from reef gun status to an instrument worthy of the greatest blue-water game.

Within a few days, a puzzled Sven receives a package of pills. He puts his skepticism aside and munches them down, though it is unclear how these pills will serve to improve is spear-gun. Still, he's hopeful for the best. Unfortunately, the pills have unintended consequences and various body parts begin to expand at an alarming rate. Not only do his fins no longer fit his feet, but his pants no longer fit his "wong", which soars majestically over the floor of the living room and bobs mere inches from the menacing ceiling fan.

Now Sven has a dilemma. He still has the same old spear-gun. None of his new, exotic fins fit anymore and there is some serious coin involved in replacing them all. Most puzzling of all -- he wonders where to buy a third fin for his new leg with the oddly shaped foot ...
 
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flyboy748

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rofl rofl rofl rofl !!!

Aaron
 
OceanSwimmer

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Pez called it......

....the first priority of all male freedivers.....
'.... my fins? Or my gun?....is it size, materials, or function?'


Edited to clean up the topic...and protect the community...
rofl rofl rofl rofl
 
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shaneshac

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Cynthia, Cynthia Cynthia

What are we going to do with that fixation of yours

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 
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