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2004's First Caption Contest

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FLASH NEWS BREAK!!! Aquatic Big Foot sighted on local beach! The rather tall creature seemed to have hair over most of its body and slender bird like legs with yellow weblike apendages for feet. Film at 11
 
T'was the night before christmas and all through the house... nothing was stirring not even svens mouse.

When down the chimeny came a man in a suit dressed in flash neoprene with the nickname of zoot.

He stole a quick glance to the left then the right, saw svens little riffe and giggled with delight

He then drank sven's milk and replaced it with rum, then noticed svens face and tried hard not to run

Had sven been good or had sven been bad zoot thought to himself as he circled svens FAD

What should he leave to let old sven know that he couldn't fool zoot with a nice line from poe

He thought to himself but couldn't decide so thought he should wait till svens eye's opened wide

So finally sven awoke and took his morning drink wondering why the milk was by the sink

He took a great shot and then tried to scream, as the rum warmed his throat with a deluge of steam

Now zoot he was watching and he stood by in awe as sven was still standing against natures law

Sven's eyes were rolled back and he could hardly speak, when he tried to utter his voice was quite meek.

Now sven was confused but he had much to say as he noticed our zoot gawking at this display

Who the hell are you and how'd this become rum, you've stollen my milk you neoprened scum!

Well zuit was upset and decided to flee but as he went for the bolt his flippers came free

Now sven was as quick as a rusty old trap as he lept on those fins like a mangy old cat

Zoot was dismayed but knew he must flee as good old uncle sven did but giggle with glee

I have got you now you can walk any street, i'll search the whole earth till i do match these feet

So now you may see with a twinge of dismay as sven wonders round with his fins on display

A lovely bright yellow to which sven will swear, though he tried them on once he never does wear...

He walks around trying to match fins to feet, but only fairy tales end well, and I am not sweet.




*grins* ok thats a rough... and I could go back through it and make it pretty and get rid of the spelling mistakes... but it is 0334 and I am up at 0800 tommorow so time for some shuteye...

Arr and sven... no hard feelings mate... but when you told me the water makes it shrink... did you really expect me to believe you ment the fins?

Have fun kids
Rob
 
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Holy crap! Dog, how much time do you have on your hands? Are you in prison?
 
*grins* welll actually I have had a spot of bad luck lately with winds ect stipping my spearing trips... and the trip that was ment to be happening today was cancelled due to Me being sick... and a stuffed bearing I need to fix today...

Arr well can't win em all... but I that pic and thought... to buggery with it... I will sit here and ramble for a bit

Hehehe
Rob
 
...I think future contests will have a penalty for using my name. :hmm

Hey, and Rob, give the others a chance , eh?
 
A taste of the future:

With the new handicapping equipment rules poor Sven didn't have a chance against this competitor in the local NorCal freediving competition!

Adrian
 

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Adrian Gets my vote so far ...

... not that it counts.

Would have been a little funnier if the long-blades weren't Garas .
 
After the initial excitement and showing off of my new brilliant yellow pool training fins, I decided to put them to the test. While testing these fins, the straps busted and to my dismay sunk to the bottom of my pool! Searching for hours as you can see in the picture, no luck... the fins were lost to the deep. Maybe when I do my annual pool drain I will find them at the bottom or in a filter.
 

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G.I. Buddies?
Gift wrapped and ready to go! New concept in safey from "Buy-a-Buddy"

Also usable as a float!

Actually that picture could serve for the March contest!
 
This Month's WINNER!!

Manomanoman! This month was a toughie according to the DB judges. There were several times during the month that it looked like it was in the bag for more than one loyal DB member, when all of a sudden, someone else's uh...genius :duh shown through. Give yourselves a little tongue for the great efforts.

Such as and in no particular odor, uh, order:


IB Boyd scored twice, especially with the eight year old issues.

Lio Kai scored heavy on not only the sheer number of entries but especially with the obvious "looking fat" takes.

Rig going for the obligatory "Queer Eye" fooled none of my crew, but had me rollin'.

Bdurrett- yellin' at the better half didn't get me anywhere with the ex. Where were you then??

And speaking of ex's Jon, size didn't matter with her. Much. :hmm

Uli- does the tantric thing really work?

Jason Billows- Martin giving the rest of the poor schlubs a fighting chance was winning until the final day. Believe me! :king

Pez- soaring majestically eh? You need help, pal and it's called Cialis. :t

Dog- seriously bruddah, give the others a chance, huh?

Tyler- nice pool. :duh

Und der weiner ist... ADRIAN!!! That quip with the handicapping equipment just tore up DB judges, the Mighty Pudman and Schnugga. Absolutely broke 'em up! Cute kid too. :inlove

You know the drill- gimme a PM and let me know the where and what size.

Nice job again, everyone.
Peace.
 
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