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Any UK spearo underwater attacks?

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Apneabuoy,

you're obviously losing your edge, I left my wallet unattended in the back of your car for a few hours.

I won't share my scuba accident with a loose motion whilst on a Red Sea liveaboard
 
Scallop season is only a few weeks away up here.

See you soon Podge :)


Only if you move um into 3 meters of water for me.roflrofl

Going to try hard to make it up this year mate, even if we make a bit of a weekend of it with a B+B overnighter oop north.:friday
I'll have a word with Fat John (glowworm) and we'll see whats what:)
 
A mate of mine was on a liveaboard with us (his name was H) and he said to me just before we get to the dive site let me know so I can nip to the loo. That is good thinking as you shouldn't poo on your own dive site.

Anyway I told him in good time, kitted up jumped in with my buddy and started my decent, I always try to get in first before the flids scare the fish away.

I got down to about 6-10m and saw this massive Napolean Wrasse, magnificent creature, it was swimming towards the boat. Out of the corner of my eye I noticed a rather large Jobby coming from the flushed toilet in the boat. It was sinking and the Wrasse was after it, I didn't know where to look but just managed to see the large jobby sucked up by the Wrasse

I was nearly sick and never ate fish all holiday.

The moral of this story, H was a t*** haha
 
Only if you move um into 3 meters of water for me.roflrofl

Going to try hard to make it up this year mate, even if we make a bit of a weekend of it with a B+B overnighter oop north.:friday
I'll have a word with Fat John (glowworm) and we'll see whats what:)

I know a site that at low tide its 4metres. We down want you grounding. I'll bring buckets for water to pour over your back just incase
 
I tried to make up an anagram from manalive but couldn't think of any!!!
That is quite unusual for an 8 letter word..
 
manalive dropped a pound and it hit him on the back of his head ...tight ba%%ard

when he farts only dogs can hear it
 
Seen a colleague with his foot in the gob of a monkfish up to his knee.
Had a small octopus glare at me once with the evil eye!! (was taunting it)
Swam face first into a lions mane last year.... that pi$$ remedy....doesn`t work!
 
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Seen a colleague with his foot in the gob of a monkfish up to his knee.
Had a small octopus glare at me once with the evil eye!! (was taunting it)
Swam face first into a lions mane last year.... that pi$$ remedy....doesn`t work!
You managed to pee on your face?
Fair play! rofl
 
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