attack stats

[sinkweight]

deaths related with trying to save drowning porcupines............................14%

hermit crab related deaths..................................................................12%

Krab brand imitation crab related deaths................................................21%

Peering-out-of-manhole-at-the-wrong-time traffic deaths..........................7%

Brains liquified by [ame="http://forums.deeperblue.net/showthread.php?t=60706"]http://forums.deeperblue.net/showthread.php?t=60706[/ame] ...46%

 

[BatRay]

rofl rofl I'd forgotten about that thread! All the king's horses and all the king's men are still trying to put Willer back together again, too.

 

[Adrian]

And the worst, 99.9% dying of laughter with sinkweight's posts.

 

[seaman]

So, what is the point, if a tie a lousy toaster to my left foot, it would act as a shark shield? or if i use a fallen palm tree instead of a kayak, it would increase the risk of getting trap by a killer sea monkey? (do you remember them?) everthing sounds risky to me these days ..

 

[Fondueset]

I like the sunbeam t20 - for carp anyway - and don't laugh: those monsters can work up a nasty nudge. (no coincidence Omer lifted the model number for one of their better guns).
A glass of seamonkeys in the morning will repel both coconuts and something else I can't think of right now.