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Avast!! It's April!!

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ï hate to dissappoint you but thats not the first time i had a gun pointed at me
 
"Don't shoot until you see the whites of there eyes!"


Today we are testing out the new fish camouflaged spear.


The new fish catapult, guaranteed to fling your fish 25 meters or your money back. (use of any bands or fish that are not approved voids warranty, not approved for underwater use, keep out of reach of children.)
 
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Seein that you seem to be slighly out of practice lets raise the stakes a bit shall we my little tadpole...
If you miss me you gotta kiss me!
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Eros was a freediver... so you never know what dive will bring you love!
 

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I'm safe, Surely he won't shoot his shaft off too early when he's got two rubbers on
 
And then the little fish opened it's mouth wide, then wider . . . and as the currents rushed in the spearo was carried with them and disappeared into the dark oblivion, never to be seen again.
 
"Don't worry guys, you can come closer. Spearos don't deserve their reputation, they only feed on plankton and small fish. I'm sure he is more scared of us than we are scared of him."
 
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These are some pretty funny quotes, but gawd dammit there's something wrong if Fondueset doesn't win it this month, that's the funniest shit i've read in ages

Fondueset said:
"If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine..."
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"Who said that knowing algebra would make me happier?"
 

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Using a camera to bait fish always proved successful in California, state of Holywood.
 
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I kind of have to agree with benny b, that's the funniest thing I'v seen in a while fondueset
 
'Man, this really works! Just wiggle the flopper a little and they come right in...Sheesh, I almost feel sorry for em..'
 

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