Christmas Contest!!

[Adrian]

Hmmm...I thought Santa Claus was of German origin. So what's all this finnish stuff?

Adrian

 

[h2schmo]

Sven was destroyed when for the fourth year running, the translator elves misunderstood his wish for a monofin...

 

[Pekka]

Santa said "you can only order one.." so these are waiting for this years wishes... hmm finally..

Fin or not to fin...that is divers dilemma, some can't decide and go for just one...

It is called dynamic almost with-out-fins or constant ballast whitout-one fin...

"Dear Santa, I thought I said I wanted to freediving fins, I thought I didn't need to add 'pair' in my letter"

Merry Christmas to all DB members!!! and Merry New Year!

Pekka

 

[loopy]

After explaining his problem about only being able to buy fins in pairs, Santa came good for Sultan "Tripod" Sven

 

[h2schmo]

Yeah and open-heeled footpockets too!!!... Cramps could get kinda ugly though... I guess when Sven says he's going trolling he means something a little different than you think... jeez if anyone mentioned "rubber" at this junction, this thread could really take a turn for the worse... Not me though, I'm totally above that.

 

[h2schmo]

BTW, what thickness booties d'you suppose he'd wear?

 

[h2schmo]

Fire or no fire, the stand-out Matrix felt the cold anyway.

 

[h2schmo]

Well since some cretin already mentioned "rubber", one may be the "bear" neccessity, but four is a little over the top...

 

[jkivi]

Santa decided it was time for a new ghetto christmas policy. You get the first one for free until your hooked. Then you start paying!

 

[jkivi]

The equivalent to bad children getting coal, is a freediver getting only the left fin...

 

[shaneshac]

Unless he only has the left leg

Tax collectors and all that!

 

[Rafael Palmerio]

I'm a free agent....that's funny enough!

 

[h2schmo]

What is this, fin-nuendo?

 

[rigdvr]

Ive forwarded that picture to PETA as evidence that spearo's are not just inhumane to fish, but to puppies as well.:hmm

"Fish are food, not friends."-Mike

 

[Jon]

Sven decides to put out the monofins next year to double his haul.

Jon

 

[Shadowkiller]

"Too shy to hang up the fishnets, Sven decided to try the fin option"

 

[shaneshac]

FIn-gle Bells, Fin-gle Bells, Fin-gle all the way,
Oh what fun it is to swim with one left footed fin HEY!!!

Finning through the sea.........

Anyone willing to continue with the lyrics please feel free

 

[Shadowkiller]

Anyone read "Get Fuzzy" ?

"Jingle presents,
Beat the pheasants,
Reindeer tastes like Spam,
Kick an elf,
Engorge yourself,
Ambush Santas van.
Hey!"



Not in the least contest related but...

 

[shaneshac]

rofl rofl rofl rofl

 

[jensen]

Christmas socks without the right fins.

Joe