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[COTM] March 2010 Competition

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Rock'n'Roll Freediver
Jan 3, 2010
Crab sticks as couple split

Shelley Fish, 19, from Scunthorpe yesterday claimed that her boyfriend, 20-year old Colin Carp also from Scunthorpe, preferred sex with his new playmate: a six-pound crab. Carp told reporters he enjoyed the crab's company, saying that unlike Ms Fish, the crab didn't hassle him with texts or talk during the football. When asked about the future, Carp replied "The crab sticks!"
Stephan Whelan

Stephan Whelan

Papa Smurf
Staff member
Jan 7, 1999
London, UK
Sorry folks - i've been very amiss on this one.

This turned into the March and April poll which wasn't my intention at all.

However after looking at all the entries one stood out:

"Ordinary men may suffer from ordinary crabs but I'm no ordinary man." by Old Man Dave

Drop me a PM or an email with your details and i'll get a voucher over to you.

If anyone has any good pics do forward to me as we're starting to run out. May poll will be up promptly!
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