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DB's SEPTEMBER Contest!!

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Stephan Whelan

Stephan Whelan

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"Despite coming top in his class - Sven failed to notice the catalogue was larger than his textbook"

"When Sven begins to forget why he needs to come back up from a dive, his trusty Victoria Secret catalogue always comes in handy"



...I don't suppose I should ask why you have a Victoria Secret catalogue??
 
Griff

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-hmm, it looks like i'll need a thicker rubber


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"Damn, Bill Gates must be looking at the real things, while I get only the print !! "


" I wonder if those bikinis strings can hold if a Tuna drag her on my Riffe float ? "


" My my, don't I wish I am single again ? "
 
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"Hmmm...definately going to have to get the 'skin in' 3mil with kelp camo in lace..."

"Damn I AM smooth after all..."

"Who's your Sultan?!?!?!"
 
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Victoria's Secret of the Big Blue
(from Sven's secret spearfishing diary)

Part I
This time shy prey escaped, but not untouched.
 

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Victoria's Secret of the Big Blue
(from Sven's secret spearfishing diary)

Part II
After long search, Sven finally identified lost species.
 

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Victoria's Secret of the Big Blue
(from Sven's secret spearfishing diary)

Part III
Now he knows, what was wrong all these years.

He quits spearfishing to become one of the world's best lingerie photographers
 

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thin_air

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wondering if victoria's secret is the answer to finding the big abs...
 
icarus pacific

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Originally posted by Stephan Whelan

...I don't suppose I should ask why you have a Victoria Secret catalogue??



uh...it's my son's? :eek:


sven
 
Bill

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Sep contest entry;

'Sven uses his secret technique to get through week ten of the Testosterone Tolerance Tables'

and you thought I couldn't even spell alliteration.

Bill
 
Griff

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Now thats what I call tuna!
 
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contest entry

Not suitable for children judges but I couldn't resist. Hey - what's the story behind that missing finger joint anyway?
Newby - Doug
 

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....how to falsify the "blood-shunting" and "bradycardia" theories! rofl
 
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"Oh thank God! Rebikoff's photo was almost impossible to masturbate to."
 
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Sven didn't learn his lesson. The teacher chopped off his finger the first time he was caught with the dirty magazine.
 
icarus pacific

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The ladies, they love the stubby.

Originally posted by RIphish
Hey - what's the story behind that missing finger joint anyway?
Newby - Doug


a. Mom said she'd cut off my finger if I kept picking my nose...
b. An Abalone clamped down and running out of breath, I whipped out my knife and freed myself...
c. Got into an argument with a table saw. And lost.


sven
 
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My try

And the freediving manual said,

'to reach long times in static apnea, one must learn to ignore the contractions. This is usually accomplished by extreme sexual arousal during the static. Use any available adult material to accomplish this during your breath-hold...'

And Sven obeyed.




Eric Fattah
BC, Canada
 
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RIphish

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The dive book said, "USE THE FRENZEL-FATTAH TECHNIQUE"
But in his dazed state he thought it said, "CHOSE A MIRACLE-BRA THIS WEEK."



(thanks for the inspiration Eric):t
 
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