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December Contest!!!

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rigdvr

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Obviously, Sven has perfected his "stalking technique"...:cool:
 

Ward2

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Sven casually bragging: 'Yeah, it happens all the time - occupational hazard really. You know, the old saying about how the size of a mans flippers relates to his depth limit? Sometimes I'm lucky if I make it to the beach'.

~W2
 

Ward2

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Another lesson in life from The Sultan Of Smooth...

Remember guys, If you plan on taking a dip, always wear your kit. An experienced buddy is also a plus. :D

Lets be safe out there...

~W2
 
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laminar

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"EEEEyyyaaaaarrrgghhhhhh"

-when the NO2/CO2 narcosis wears off and she realizes that Sven is not the god Poseidon come to make her immortal, just a bloke with a leer and black neoprene who thinks he's all that and a bag of fish.

(I'm just running with it)

my first feeble attempt at a caption game.

Pete:duh
 

M-2

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"Whoa! I better go back and get my snorkel!"



-Hey, I'm just warming up here......it'll get worse......
M-2
 

Murat

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Note:Not for Caption contest just for fun.So don't take it to cosideration

If you have problems with the size of your gun.Just call IYA, he will teach yo how to modify it to nail the TARGET at greater range.

Don't look at me.I am trying to be freeee as sven mentioned
 

rigdvr

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As all good buddies do, Sven advocates taking turns...one up, one down...
 

rigdvr

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Sven, having mastered smoothness under the see, moves in on his next target:cool:

DAMN BABY...after that well I drilled in last months contest, this is EASY!rofl
 

loopy

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"It's called packing babe, it's all the rage..."

:D
 

loopy

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And while we're stealing lines from movies...

"And you want me to use 2 spears?"
"Did I say 2? Better make that 3..."

:D
 

rigdvr

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SVEN! You promised dynamic sex tonight...not static!:p
 

loopy

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Hahaha, nice Rig

OK, here's my feeble attempt at a song (neg karma me if you will, but this is the clean version! :D)
Sing it to "Come Out and Play (You Gotta Keep 'Em Seperated)" by The Offspring... Enjoy, safe diving! :D



Put It Away (The Day The Spearo Culminated)
************************************

Like the latest fashion,
(And probably spreading disease)
He's got his girl hangin' there in the bathroom,
They're getting jiggy with the greatest of ease.

It goes down the same like the thousand before,
And they end up in a pile on the cold bathroom floor.
And after he's done he's gunna go for a swim,
He's gunna go for a siwm, go for a swim, go for a swim...

Hey! Man your buddies a sex freak? Pinch his gun.
The day the spearo culminated.
Hey! Man he's been in there all week? Pinch his gun.
The day the spearo culminated.

Hey-ay-ay we don't really mind,
Now he's got those Omer comps he' will be out most of the ti-e-ime
Hey-a-ay, put it away!
 
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andrsn

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Loop, now that's what I call gettin into it! :D How the hell are we supposed to compete w/ that! You've added a new dimension (or is that dimensia? :D ) to these things! :eek:

Anderson
 

Shadowkiller

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:hmm It ain't a caption, but..:hmm

Oh well since prose and poetry now intertwine..

"Oh how strong,
oh how long.
Oh how proud,
oh how loud.

Oh how rigid,
man, she was frigid!

The "Riffe" was loaded,
poor Sven nearly exploded.
But into the depths he dove,
her body in twain near clove!

Then her husband arrived,
and Sven, he denied,
that never he dove,
anywhere near her treasure cove.

But the snorkel on the bedhead,
and flippers on the bedspread,
were the prosecutions exhibit number one.
And poor Sven was quite undone."


(Any references to person living or dead are purely co-incidental):D
 
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bdurrett

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Since we are all getting REALLY bad now.....

How about ...

"Red Rover Bend Over,
Sven's out of his Omers!" :rcard

OK so how 'bout

"You think THAT is big, you shoulda seen the one that got away! I swear it was THIS long!" <insert scream here> :ycard

:hmm

Let me think...

"The dive boat was rockin'
When we was done dockin'
And now the doors shut
so DON'T BOTHER KNOCKIN'!" :yack

and last but not least....

"Twas the morn after night-diving
and all through the house,
No one was sleeping,
not even a mouse.

Everyone knew
by the obvious signs,
exactly what these two
had on their minds.

The flippers were tossed
out the door without care
as the rest of the dive gear
flew through the air.

"Off Snorkel! Off Mask!
Off Panties! Off Top!"
Then, fast as lightning
in Bed they did hop.

New "down-times" were mastered
with no Deco the norm
while O2 was rendered
to keep them in form.

Long through the day
the activities went
with longevity that
only freediving lent.

Later that evening
when they finally emerged,
both looking a little
like they had their "valves purged," ;)

They stared in dismay
at the mess in the hall,
and said to each other
"Now THAT was a ball!" :D

They put things away
and the gear they did clean,
to leave not a trace
they were really quite keen.

After all, what would
all their dive buddies say,
if they EVER found out
how they spent THEIR day?

But now it's been outted
the secret "in toto"
Because Sven had to go
and post the darn Photo!

The evidence is seen
and the two of them toast
Now they'll have to dive
on a whole different coast!

And now as we come
to the end of the rhyming,
Best Wishes To All
And To All Safe Diving!



"baada boom, badda bing!" :duh

Bret
<who sacrifices Karma on the altar of the bad rhyme Gods> :p
 
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Abriapnea

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The spearo in our story
was hunting , (out for glory).
Whilst searching for his fish
he came upon this dish ;
torn between two choices
he hearkens inner voices :
#1 "it's spearing you should go"
#2 "no - hang on , wait a mo' "
#1 "forget what you have seen"
#2 "hmm , she's looking really keen"
Our man believes in action
and instant satisfaction
in a spray of sand and surf
he dragged her to his turf
What occurred while in his flat ?
Well , even YOU can figure that .
 

Pekka

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"... I think there is no need for words.. let the evidence speak for its self..."

And to make long story short...

"His Smoothness has arrived!"

or is it

"His Smoothness just came!":rcard
 
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M-2

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Geez, you guys are good. This is the best free entertainment money can buy! Keep it up fellas!

.....and where are the ladies?

M-2rofl
 

Narced

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Mrs Sven: " - Sven !!! Why do you always have to take things so literally ???!!! " ;)

or following that thread...

Mrs Sven: " - Sven !!! That's not what I mean when I say "go deep" !!! "


Well - what do you expect with a photo like that !!!????

:D
 
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