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December Contest!!!

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icarus pacific

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uhh...

I'm almost blushing that I egg'd on you clowns for more submissions... :hmm Ease up a tad, kids.

That phone entry is genius, m2. rofl


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rigdvr

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oops...just trying to get "the creative juices flowing"

:( :D :( :D :( :D ;)
 

Stephan Whelan

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Originally posted by icarus pacific
Hope Stephan pimps this in the weekly. Or monthly lately...:hmm

I can hear the excuses now... "Hey! It's my second job; I was in Spain; I was hitting on a hottie..."
Hey! Ease up on me there :D I'm down with a pretty horrible cold. Besides - i'm not visiting Spain till next year!! :hmm
 

sjwhelan

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It had been a hard day at the Extreem Cross Dressing World Cup and after much consideration Sven decided to hang up his heels and bodice and retire (dis)gracefully!

Sorry it's all I could think up:t
 

Jon

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How about a nice little song?:confused:

"SAMBA, THE CROSS-DRESSING FREEDIVER"
(sung to the toon of Rudoplh the Red Nose Reindeer)

Samba, the cross-dressing freediver
had some new black pantyhose
and if you read real careful
the tag said made by Picasso

All of the other freedivers
Used to laugh and call him names
they never let poor Samba
join in any Dive-off games

Then one murkey spearing trip
Sven came to say
Samba with your lips so blue
Won't you filet my Wahoo?

Now all the freedivers love him
as they fill their suits with pee
Samba the cross-dressing freediver
you'll go down in DB his-tor-y

Sorry, but I had a hypoxic moment last night and it just came to me.

Jon
 
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M-2

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Geez Rig, I have no idea how you could have gotten that from my post. ;)

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M-2

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While some people suspected that Sven may have been into cross dressing, none knew that Rue Paul was an avid spearo.
 

icarus pacific

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Easy there, PEE WEE... keep it up and you'll be pulling something... :hmm

This being a DB martyr isn't paying enough.


sven
 
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Originally posted by icarus pacific
Easy there, PEE WEE... keep it up and you'll be pulling something... :hmm

This being a DB martyr isn't paying enough.


sven
you've got no one else to blame but your self for this one.
rofl
but this has to be the funnest i've read so far nice one chaps, good show.:cool:
 

M-2

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I'm sorry Sven, I've been holding off on this one for a long time now and I can't do it any more. Seems you should be a little more careful, lest your words come back to haunt you. :naughty

I'd like to enter this one on behalf of the Sultan himself. A quote from the Keys Kraze thread............


"Hey, I'll feed your fish after you choke my chicken, Poodle-Boy!"


Sorry Sven, I just couldn't help it!

rofl

M-2
 

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I was reading the hunting thread, going on a trip, and this caught my eye.


Originally posted by SASpearo
Heeeeeeeee haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa !!!!!!!!!!! Gonna get wet again!

thanks for the inspiration Riaan! :t

Mark
 

icarus pacific

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whooo boy...

Hey, no prob M-2. :hmm
I look forward to meeting you. I think you'll agree that I'm much larger in person than in print. :blackeye


sven
 

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:blackeye

Haha! Thanks for having a sense of humor Sven! I have to be honest, that's one of the things I'm most looking forward to at the Keys Kraze - meeting so many db'ers. Especially the Sultan of Smooooooth! Sorry if we got a bit carried away with the contest this time around. Thanks for keeping us in line though.

Have a good holiday! That goes to all you db'ers out there that are celebrating this time of year!

Cheers,

Mike
 

peterk

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'ya, so you speared another moray eel today - '

- 'you WHAT - you brought this one with you,
right HERE???

'oh my god, eeeEEEK!

- the thing is still ALIVE, Sven!'

oh,................ahhh,

...................................OOOH SVENNNNNN...



...peter
 
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