Since we are all getting REALLY bad now.....
How about ...
"Red Rover Bend Over,
Sven's out of his Omers!" :rcard
OK so how 'bout
"You think THAT is big, you shoulda seen the one that got away! I swear it was THIS long!" <insert scream here> :ycard
:hmm
Let me think...
"The dive boat was rockin'
When we was done dockin'
And now the doors shut
so DON'T BOTHER KNOCKIN'!" :yack
and last but not least....
"Twas the morn after night-diving
and all through the house,
No one was sleeping,
not even a mouse.
Everyone knew
by the obvious signs,
exactly what these two
had on their minds.
The flippers were tossed
out the door without care
as the rest of the dive gear
flew through the air.
"Off Snorkel! Off Mask!
Off Panties! Off Top!"
Then, fast as lightning
in Bed they did hop.
New "down-times" were mastered
with no Deco the norm
while O2 was rendered
to keep them in form.
Long through the day
the activities went
with longevity that
only freediving lent.
Later that evening
when they finally emerged,
both looking a little
like they had their "valves purged,"
They stared in dismay
at the mess in the hall,
and said to each other
"Now THAT was a ball!"
They put things away
and the gear they did clean,
to leave not a trace
they were really quite keen.
After all, what would
all their dive buddies say,
if they EVER found out
how they spent THEIR day?
But now it's been outted
the secret "in toto"
Because Sven had to go
and post the darn Photo!
The evidence is seen
and the two of them toast
Now they'll have to dive
on a whole different coast!
And now as we come
to the end of the rhyming,
Best Wishes To All
And To All
Safe Diving!
"baada boom, badda bing!" :duh
Bret
<who sacrifices Karma on the altar of the bad rhyme Gods>