December!!

[icarus pacific]

As the year comes to a close, mercifully, let's look back on our good fortunes. Like being on the boat when you look over and this thing swims by...

Put a funny caption to the photo, win and walk around wearing a DB T shirt or sip from a genuine DB mug.

BE well all, best wishes for a happy holiday and go do something nice for someone else. Karma, don't ya know. :king

 

[Jon]

Sven's Mother-in-law comes in for a holiday visit!

Jon

 

[Erik]

To ex-wife in the water: "No honey, I'm sure it's a dolphin"

Erik

 

[icarus pacific]

Man!, I can tell there's gonna be a lot of love in this month's contest!! :blackeye

Perhaps I should start a support group...

 

[DeepThought]

At first I was reluctant to believe your mega-shark claims, but now that I have seen the picture of that dark spot you left in the water I understand you must have been scared sh**less.

 

[Huw]

We're gunna need a bigger gun!

Have a good one guys.

Huw

 

[Lockedin]

Ever since I got OMER's new "Shark mimetic" wetsuit, it seems like nobody will dive with me.

 

[crusty]

Mmmmmmmmm
Somebody's been weeing in their wet suit and the scent stops here.

 

[Oldsarge]

Me? A shark? Heaven's to Betsy, no! I'm just a sawfish with a nose job. Come here and I'll show you . . .

 

[Rogert]

Boy - "hey mum where'd dad go?"
mother - "oh he went to feed the dolphins"

 

[podge]

Shark: viz is crap today now where did I leave that OTHER spearo?

 

[fcallagy]

excerpt from nemo

just keep swimming just keep swimming

 

[Dobs]

Shark: "How's the fishing today, pal?"
Pal on boat: "Pretty lame."
Shark: "Then why don't you go for a swim?"

 

[cougar]

SHARK - Now come on how long do you reckon that iceberg is gonna last in that heat.....
SWIMMER - JEEZ this damm global warming..

 

[Dan Man]

Roses are red, violets are blue, get the fark outta the water, there's a shark after you!

 

[gonetobaja]

After the customer lost one of his spearguns, the guide took him to a different spot.....

 

[Marwan]

shark: you bozos know the rules of the park? sharks are protected species, sorry but i cant say the same for humans

 

[Kman]

I did not know that Speedo fitted a dorsal fin to their new suits.
Putting it on was a breeze, but fitting the false teeth was a fricken hassle!

 

[harbour seal]

"wow! er, oh crap, now i need to rinse out my wetsuit....again."

 

[kmo]

You check and see if its a cobia, I'm just having a bit of gear trouble. I'll be in shortly...