Talking of lobsters & claws, I came away with a pair.......... of claws, not that it was my intention to grab the lobby by the claws, but I grabbed at his carapace, but I was too slow, he shot backwards & I was left holding the claws. Gutted.
Had a similar experience with a huge lobster. Got my hand on the carapace but as I was swimming to the surface it moved a bit and caught the tip of my finger in the crushing claw. Happily the claw was so big it had a large gap for my finger to avoid serious damage. I let go of the carapace so I could free my finger which I managed to do but now the cutting claw was coming for me. Instinctively I grabbed a claw in each hand and held them shut. Next moment I was just holding the claws
Consolation though was that the two claws alone weighed just over 3lb