Hello Gentlemen,
I had to start this thread in response to thread titled "Freediving Beauts - for Girls only", written by Deeperblue's very own Island Sands. In the thread, Island Sands makes several remarks regarding [freediver] David Lee's website. Here's one thing she had to say:
Impossible standards? Unrealistic Expectations?
Most of you gentlemen, like me, are not the chiseled form that freediving celebs David Lee, Martin Stepanek, and many others are. Granted. But there's hope. Yes, my fellow Deeperblue members, there's a way that even an out-of-shape freediver like you can get in-credible abs that'll make those diving women hold their breath...in ANTICIPATION!
That's right, guys. For just the cost of a tube of super-glue, and a small spool of nylon filament, you could achieve near-perfect abs in 8, yes, 8 easy steps...AND IN JUST MINUTES! OF COURSE IT'S INCREDIBLE! WHY ELSE WOULD I TYPE THIS WHOLE SENTENCE IN ALL UPPER-CASE LETTERS?!
Not only that, It's free!...it's AB-solutely FREE $ $ $ $
I know what you're thinking..."Now, why would Sinkweight just go ahead and tell me his industry trade secret*?"...Because I CAN! In fact, I just like seeing my name at the top of the thread! I'm crazy like that, and I'm crazy for 8-Step Abs, my new product that takes the "$ DO $"out of "ABDOMEN", because you'll only have to pay for glue and a spool of low-grade nylon monofilament.
*Sinkweight does not claim to work in any form of trade industry
So, stop having to take your pictures at gut-compressing extreme depth and try my new un-tested method TODAY!
See how below...
I had to start this thread in response to thread titled "Freediving Beauts - for Girls only", written by Deeperblue's very own Island Sands. In the thread, Island Sands makes several remarks regarding [freediver] David Lee's website. Here's one thing she had to say:
Island Sands from thread Freediving Beauts - for Girls onlyNothing like seeing a six-pack that's actually not beer, but skin!
Impossible standards? Unrealistic Expectations?
Most of you gentlemen, like me, are not the chiseled form that freediving celebs David Lee, Martin Stepanek, and many others are. Granted. But there's hope. Yes, my fellow Deeperblue members, there's a way that even an out-of-shape freediver like you can get in-credible abs that'll make those diving women hold their breath...in ANTICIPATION!
That's right, guys. For just the cost of a tube of super-glue, and a small spool of nylon filament, you could achieve near-perfect abs in 8, yes, 8 easy steps...AND IN JUST MINUTES! OF COURSE IT'S INCREDIBLE! WHY ELSE WOULD I TYPE THIS WHOLE SENTENCE IN ALL UPPER-CASE LETTERS?!
Not only that, It's free!...it's AB-solutely FREE $ $ $ $
I know what you're thinking..."Now, why would Sinkweight just go ahead and tell me his industry trade secret*?"...Because I CAN! In fact, I just like seeing my name at the top of the thread! I'm crazy like that, and I'm crazy for 8-Step Abs, my new product that takes the "$ DO $"out of "ABDOMEN", because you'll only have to pay for glue and a spool of low-grade nylon monofilament.
*Sinkweight does not claim to work in any form of trade industry
So, stop having to take your pictures at gut-compressing extreme depth and try my new un-tested method TODAY!
See how below...
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