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What do you do when your concentration is totally shot?

  • Laugh underwater and quit the dive before you drown

    Votes: 5 31.3%
  • I'll finish this dive if I gotta be dragged out unconscious!

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Figure a way to hold it together, somehow, just to make the goal--or close

    Votes: 8 50.0%
  • Come up cussing and swearing

    Votes: 5 31.3%

  • Total voters
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xsaul

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LOL!!! :)
Water Rat here again.
My Aunt Delores was trying to learn to waterski, and, after she tried and tried, but never got up...Uncle Yale finally stopped the engine on the boat. She climbed out of the water and into the boat--STARK NAKED! She'd forgotten she was supposed to let go of the hand hold thingie when she didn't get up!! She didn't realize she was naked either--till someone told her! I don't think they ever found her swimsuit--it was Gone.
The Fam laughed about it for years...I never saw the incident, just heard the stories. I probably wasn't even born yet--when it happened.
OOOH--what you can miss...
BOY! I wish I could've seen any looks on any faces when I did my WET 3 minutes. Always wanted to...see how somebody reacts to that. It was ME reacting to someone's Dynamic--around 150 feet--in 1976--when I was a 16-year-old kid. The someone was the Lifeguard--on his cool off break--it was an outdoor pool--in July. NO Cameras to take the pic of the look I had! :(
Now--it's ME doing the STUFF! :):):) Racked up another 150 feet myself today...
 
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Tommy Engfors

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Originally posted by naiad
I'm sure that some posts have disappeared from this thread...What happened?

Lucia

I just noticed the same thing. I wrote a post in response to something you said, and now it's gone... :confused:

Maybe it's a glitch in the matrix.
 
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Alison

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Must of missed them :( Did they cast doubt on forum mentors sexuallity?
That one seens just the ticket for the whole thread to be removed rofl sinister forces at work here!
 
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jome

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Tommy:
I saw one of your posts hanging in the "static pb's" thread in training and techniques that had a quote from this thread. Maybe the others somehow migrated there as well?
 
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naiad

Apnea Carp
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Jome, you're right, they have gone to Static PB's!

How did that happen :confused:
 
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xsaul

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???
Water Rat, chasing her tail, like Merlin chasing Nemo through the sea, without stopwatch, heartrate monitor, workout timer, blood pressure gauge, guideline, trainer, spotter, safeties, mask, fins, weights, wetsuit, shark repellant, dolphin attractant, oxygen mask, rebreather, elecrolung, decompression chamber, Bathysphere, Sponsor, Entry Fee, TANKS!!!!! LOL! :):):)...Got me FRIENDS, though...and me *GOD* :)
 
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