Hey y'all,
well its past closing time and i wish i'd gone to the gym instead of the pub but hey, i'll get fit tommorow. sambuccas savage stuff me thinks! Well the barman had some stories at solving the worlds problems i thought i'd share with you all. well i found it funny! :duh
'its become apparent to me that the basis of sociaty is crumbling, this can be placed down to many things but predominently down to problems in the bedroom. Have you ever got fed up with your good ladies lack of enthusiasm for late night gymnastics, felt degraded at having to beg whilst holding flowers. well there is a solution. follow this step by step guide and you will have for yourself the perfectly schooled woman, always craving a good gallop round the park, no longer will you have to look to the middle eastern cultures for your retirement, you can have it right here, right now. first things first, find a suitable girl [must be non-smoker] after your nightly fun and she is snoozing away, simply place a nicotene patch on her arm [v importent to remove patch before she wakes up] repeat this process after every canter. Remember, patience is the key here. she will be craving the way you crave her quite shortly. Effects should become apparent within a month, call it devious or call it karma'
well its past closing time and i wish i'd gone to the gym instead of the pub but hey, i'll get fit tommorow. sambuccas savage stuff me thinks! Well the barman had some stories at solving the worlds problems i thought i'd share with you all. well i found it funny! :duh
'its become apparent to me that the basis of sociaty is crumbling, this can be placed down to many things but predominently down to problems in the bedroom. Have you ever got fed up with your good ladies lack of enthusiasm for late night gymnastics, felt degraded at having to beg whilst holding flowers. well there is a solution. follow this step by step guide and you will have for yourself the perfectly schooled woman, always craving a good gallop round the park, no longer will you have to look to the middle eastern cultures for your retirement, you can have it right here, right now. first things first, find a suitable girl [must be non-smoker] after your nightly fun and she is snoozing away, simply place a nicotene patch on her arm [v importent to remove patch before she wakes up] repeat this process after every canter. Remember, patience is the key here. she will be craving the way you crave her quite shortly. Effects should become apparent within a month, call it devious or call it karma'
