June Caption Contest

[icarus pacific]

Sometimes being me doesn't suck. :king

Here's a smattering of fins that I'm just getting done thrashing for a survey to be posted in the site here in a month or so. :ban

All you need to do to win a DB T-shirt in a size close to yours or a DB coffee mug fresh from the dishwasher is to put up a funny line or 12 to the photo of a few of my favorite things. :inlove

DB contest judges now on break will gather the votes and let you know the beginning of next month. So wipe the drool from your piehole and get with the funny.

 

[Alexx]

Can someone recommend me good footpockets for front four legs?

 

[Shadowkiller]

More fins than a woman has shoes...:hmm

 

[DeepThought]

Sven is back from Finland!

 

[Shadowkiller]

Svens new pickup line: Its ALL in proportion baby...

 

[iceselkie]

Where's your fins for Saturday and Sunday, Sven?

 

[Marwan]

We regret to inform you that after the latest penis enlargement procedure you just went through, there will be some modifications to your freediving equipment. You will need:
3 fins with foot pockets for the 3 legs and 2 blades for the hands to maintain balance

 

[Dan Man]

Uh, doc, where did you say that blue one was going:crutch

 

[Jon]

Now, if you water them and give them lots of sun they will grow into a collection like jimdoe2you has!rofl

Jon

 

[sinkweight]

Did Imelda Marcos take up diving?

 

[Filing Cabinet]

"Here we have early 21st century diving "fins". These devices predate custom human genetic modifications and were usually worn by people on their "feet". (note - early 21st century humans did not have wings or gills yet, feet are what we now refer to as "claws" or "tails" depending on air or sea adaption.)"

 

[AltSaint]

Five blades for the closest shaves you can get.

 

[BennyB]

This little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home.......

 

[fcallagy]

Cressi unveil their new quadrofin + 1

 

[Oldsarge]

Forwaaaaarrd . . . march! Yer left, yer left, yer left, left, left!

 

[spicer]

The last evidence of the worlds first attempt at the super advanced kama sutra freefin style - that was hastily aborted after Spaniard arrived at the scene.

 

[crusty]

Sven to fin supplier

' I just cant seem to find a fin that is comfortable, they all seem to chafe ''

 

[Filing Cabinet]

Buy 2 get 3 free!

 

[Filing Cabinet]

(sing!)...And if one fin should happen to fall, there would be five fins on the wall!!...

 

[Lockedin]

You know what they say about big fins....