Brilliant idea for an American!
More: it's the best American product ever designed after Dr. Pepper soft drink! (and before anyone starts a new flame, yes, of course, I mean the newer dolphin-safe type Dr. Pepper).
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First - I would like to thank Will who, during his no fins course last November, showed us all how to kill Lionfish with framing hammers. Will - I hope that Black & Decker sponsorship comes through for you.
Now - I would like to propose an alternative outlet for our right and good manly instincts to physically ( and yes; sometimes sexually (you know who you are ))dominate lower life-forms - particularly ones that might bite us.
I admit, brilliant as it is, this is my idea. It started out innocently enough - as my frustrated spearfishing impulses were channeled - first into photography - then vandalism. But then, like any good American, I thought 'I gotta make me some money!!' So I started selling advertising on fish - instead of just scrawling obscenities. I mean; why not combine the pleasurable with the profitable while demonstrating my awesome ability to get close to nature's wild creatures on their own terms, and make them by bitches!
Well, the upshot is, I told Will about it, and y'all might notice something a little different about the Tarpon this year. Lets face it - your average Tarpon is basically a swimming billboard!
Herbert didn't get anything - he put a spear through a bottlenose dolphin, and though it looked like a great holding shot, it somehow got free.
Sure, I will fall for any april fool even if you tell it to me in advance. Keep it coming! rofltrux - seriously???
Dear Sebastian,
Basically you've implanted the viewer with the image of Herbert and William happily spear fishing big sharks just for fun. Though the image maybe short lived and hopefully not widespread, it's not something I want to vaguely remember.
Well put Kars, I agree. It didn't strike me as funny but it did strike me as potentially defammatory/libelous/hurtful and potentially harmful for spear fishing. But it was April 1st....Happily there was your confirmation at the end it indeed was an April 1st joke.
Here you ask what we think of your joke.
Well I don't like these types of jokes, simply because it can be (-come) very harmful to those mentioned. (smoke=>fire)
...Consider that also people ... may interpret it wrong and may actually burn relations, or worse, take impulsive action.
I hope you had the blessing of the mentioned people, I wouldn't appreciate being accused in any way for 'a joke'. Rumours have a tendency to have a life of their own.
I much rather would read a more positive joke, and I'm sure you can do those as well
Love, Courage and Water,
Kars
I don't object to people killing sharks for food, provided they are not endangered. I don't buy into the sharks being special per se (either for killing or saving) & would be more concerned about bill fish, which are far less common.Sebastian,...There is not any single DB moderator who approves killing sharks nor any other endangered species, ...
I literally laughed out loud when I read the Craig C. line.
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