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johnny said:Blonde torchy battery whatever joke rofl rofl rofl
Finally, the guy's boss returns and asks, "How did you do while I was gone?" To which the salesman responded, "I did really good, I sold one white torch, one black torchy, and I sold your thermos for $165!"
bdurrett said:We have exactly the opposite problem here! The egg holders are in a 6-pack and they sell eggs in either 4-, 6-, or 10 packs, mostly 10'ers..... :head
sinkweight said:Allay is not supposed to be mistaken for our very own Alison.
I, in no way, was taking a shot at Alison. It took me a while to see that it might've looked that way. I didn't want anyone else mistaking it for a pile-on.
mishu1984 said:10 Things You Didn't Want to Know
1. During an hour swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 litre of urine.
2. In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 thingyes (touching door handles etc.)
3. An average persons yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.
4. In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept!
5. Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
6. Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
7.In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket.
8. At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests.
9. Daily you will breath in 1 litre of other peoples' anal gases.
10. Sharing a bag of chips with a friend gives you a 10% chance of ingesting a small amount of their feces
"Life is like a beautiful melody, only the lyrics are messed up."
Anon.
drunkinbda said:HAH...random thout...merlin..that is an hilarious avatar....wicked!
The spankin' hippo is always up for a partey! rofldrunkinbda said:oops...lol...i had one of those nights.... :friday
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